Jump to content

Chum Fricassee/transcript: Difference between revisions

From SpongeBob Wiki
>Kefkabranford
No edit summary
>Kefkabranford
No edit summary
Line 58: Line 58:
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward. ''[speak gibberish as they hold up their plate of Chum Fricassee]''}}
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward. ''[speak gibberish as they hold up their plate of Chum Fricassee]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans. ''[holds up a pen]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans. ''[holds up a pen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't bark on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pounds the table, making the TV go static]'' This is mutiny! And the public is actually eating it! Well, at least our loyal clientele haven't jumped on the Chum Wagon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to Mr. Krabs]'' Don't speak too soon, Mr. Krabs. ''[The Krusty Krab is empty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, ''[leaves the barrel]'' we're having a slow day. ''[walks to a customer]'' At least Old Jethra is stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hittin' the spot Jethra?}}
{{L|Jethra|Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''[shows Mr. Krabs his chum, that has Squidward's signature]'' I got a sign by Squidward hisself though.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... ''[his eyes, arms, and legs pop like balloons; his shell lands on the floor. His eyes grow back]'' Time to get to the bottom of this! ''[scene cuts to nighttime outside the Chum Bucket, where there is a long line. He and SpongeBob are wearing fancy attire as they enter the Chum Bucket]'' Whoo... ''[they see the exquisite restaurant]'' Just act like you're another fancy customer.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye, Mr. Kra- ''[Mr. Krabs covers his mouth]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammers]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't bark on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oops. ''[clears throat]'' I mean, ''[British accent]'' I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed, I do, squire. ''[he and Mr. Krabs approach Karen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, madame. Table for two please. ''[softly elbows SpongeBob and winks]''}}
{{L|Karen|Your name?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene Kra- uhhh... I mean, uhhh... ''[looks at a crumpled wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Crumpled Ol' Wrapper. Eh, that's me name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Karen|All right. ''[looks at the notepad]'' Let's pull up your reservation. Oop, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "Ol' Wrapper".}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}

Revision as of 00:25, 19 December 2020