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{{L|Perch Perkins|Well, it's clearly no secret... ''[a groom takes a selfie with Squidward, who is holding a plate of Chum Fricassee, and his bride, who is holding a bouquet of flowers]''}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Well, it's clearly no secret... ''[a groom takes a selfie with Squidward, who is holding a plate of Chum Fricassee, and his bride, who is holding a bouquet of flowers]''}}
{{L|Groom|Say Fricassee! ''[takes a photo]''}}
{{L|Fred|Say Fricassee! ''[takes a photo]''}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}}
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward. ''[speak gibberish as they hold up their plate of Chum Fricassee]''}}
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward. ''[speak gibberish as they hold up their plate of Chum Fricassee]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene Kra- uhhh... I mean, uhhh... ''[looks at a crumpled wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Crumpled Ol' Wrapper. Eh, that's me name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene Kra- uhhh... I mean, uhhh... ''[looks at a crumpled wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Crumpled Ol' Wrapper. Eh, that's me name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Karen|All right. ''[looks at the notepad]'' Let's pull up your reservation. Oop, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "Ol' Wrapper".}}
{{L|Karen|All right. ''[looks at the notepad]'' Let's pull up your reservation. Oop, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "Ol' Wrapper".}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?! ''[his monocle comes off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Squidward|What seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffles]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
{{L|Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
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{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[in pain]'' Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[in pain]'' Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton, who comes out of the kitchen whistling and holding a plate of chum nuggets]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}}
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, ''[throws the nuggets away]'' you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But--but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes her grandson’s foot with her walker again, for the second time]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But... but... but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes her grandson’s foot with her walker again]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble!}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles’ words, the customers get angry.]''}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles’ words, the customers get angry.]''}}
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{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people!}}
{{L|''[She walks off while the customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward. They do an uproar, following what his paternal grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|''[She walks off while the customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward. They do an uproar, following what his paternal grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|Fred|I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred picks up a trash can then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Fred|''[carries a trash can]'' I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred throws the trash can on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An ax chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Elsewhere in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the Chum Bucket]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An ax chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Elsewhere in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the Chum Bucket]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}

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