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{{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}} | {{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward! ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward! ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow!''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | {{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's just so hard to leave, even for one night! ''[Sobs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's just so hard to leave, even for one night! ''[Sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out]'' I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out]'' I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I'm making chum fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricasee]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm making chum fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricasee]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}} | {{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible.'' [Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.}} | {{L|Squidward|See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible. ''[Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}} | {{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator| Twenty-Four hours later....}} | {{L|French Narrator|Twenty-Four hours later....}} | ||
{{L|''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate]''}} | {{L|''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}} | {{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, just taste it already!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, just taste it already!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton| ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me retch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[Takes another bite out of the fricassee]'' It's actually amazing! ''[Plankton throws away the spoon and excitedly gobbles down the fricassee. Plankton puts his hands on his cheeks and cries tears of joy]'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me retch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[Takes another bite out of the fricassee]'' It's actually amazing! ''[Plankton throws away the spoon and excitedly gobbles down the fricassee. Plankton puts his hands on his cheeks and cries tears of joy]'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A star.}} | {{L|Squidward|A star.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|A ''star.'' ''[Cut to a TV show intro]''}} | {{L|Plankton|A ''star.'' ''[Cut to a TV show intro]''}} | ||
{{L|TV Announcer|Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom! With your host, Perch Perkins.}} | {{L|TV Announcer|Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom! With your host, Perch Perkins.}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you better make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called chum fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you better make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called chum fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward | {{L|Squidward|''[on the news]'' Actually, I can't share the recipe with you. It's a secret.}} | ||
{{L|''[Episode cuts to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is watching the news on TV]''}} | {{L|''[Episode cuts to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is watching the news on TV]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Give that back, please. ''[Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton]'' Thank you.}} | {{L|Squidward|Give that back, please. ''[Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton]'' Thank you.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Secret!}} | {{L|Plankton|Secret!}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins| Well, it's clearly no secret....}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|Well, it's clearly no secret....}} | ||
{{L|Fred| Say, "Fricassee." ''[takes picture of himself along with his bride and Squidward]''}} | {{L|Fred|Say, "Fricassee." ''[takes picture of himself along with his bride and Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins| ...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Will you sign this please? ''[holds up their dishes with Squidward's Chum Fricasse on them]''}} | {{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Will you sign this please? ''[holds up their dishes with Squidward's Chum Fricasse on them]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans.}} | {{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?}} | ||
{{L|Karen| Your name?}} | {{L|Karen|Your name?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.}} | ||
{{L|Karen| Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."}} | {{L|Karen|Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation? In this sinkhole?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation? In this sinkhole?!}} | ||
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}} | {{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks over to Karen; annoyed]'' What's seems to be the problem? ''[much to his surprise, he notices Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob on their mustache disguises and doesn't buy it]'' Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. It turns out that Squidward just wanted to get his revenge on Mr. Krabs for not valuing him. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness and humiliation]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks over to Karen; annoyed]'' What's seems to be the problem? ''[much to his surprise, he notices Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob on their mustache disguises and doesn't buy it]'' Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. It turns out that Squidward just wanted to get his revenge on Mr. Krabs for not valuing him. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness and humiliation]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''[laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''[laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator| One week later... ''[cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book]''}} | {{L|French Narrator|One week later... ''[cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book]''}} | ||
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish| | {{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}} | ||
{{L|Tyler|No, I was!}} | {{L|Tyler|No, I was!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}} | {{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}} | ||
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish| Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}} | {{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}} | {{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! Noooooo! I'm ruined...! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! Noooooo! I'm ruined...! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | ||
{{L|Grandma Tentacles| ''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe, ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe, ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Grandma Tentacles| Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton is seen exiting the kitchen with the plate of chum and hears what Squidward said about him, becomes furious. He throws the plate of chums in rage and pins the blame back on Squidward.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton is seen exiting the kitchen with the plate of chum and hears what Squidward said about him, becomes furious. He throws the plate of chums in rage and pins the blame back on Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}} | {{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[fearfully]'' Ok, I admit it! I admit it! But—but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker for second time]'' Ow!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[fearfully]'' Ok, I admit it! I admit it! But—but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker for second time]'' Ow!}} | ||
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble.}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble.}} | ||
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles, customers form a mob. The customers are enraged by what they hearing.]''}} | {{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles, customers form a mob. The customers are enraged by what they hearing.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[Squidward also cries.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[Squidward also cries.]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma Tentacles| I hope you learned your lesson, genius. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for third time as a punishment for his selfishness and wrongful acts]''}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for third time as a punishment for his selfishness and wrongful acts]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[cries along with Plankton in despair]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[cries along with Plankton in despair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment for their humiliation]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment for their humiliation]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}} | ||
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