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{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricassee]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricassee]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Squidward|See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible. ''[Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Squidward|See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible. ''[Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles' secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|French Narrator|Twenty-Four hours later....}}
{{L|French Narrator|Twenty-Four hours later....}}
{{L|''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of Chum Fricassee on his plate]''}}
{{L|''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of Chum Fricassee on his plate]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blankie? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, just taste it already!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, just taste it already!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me retch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[Takes another bite out of the fricassee]'' It's actually amazing! ''[Plankton throws away the spoon and excitedly gobbles down the fricassee. Plankton puts his hands on his cheeks and cries tears of joy]'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me retch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[Takes another bite out of the fricassee]'' It's actually amazing! ''[Plankton throws away the spoon and excitedly gobbles down the fricassee. Plankton puts his hands on his cheeks and cries tears of joy]'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}
{{L|Squidward|A star.}}
{{L|Squidward|A star.}}
{{L|Plankton|A ''star.'' ''[Cut to a TV show intro]''}}
{{L|Plankton|A ''star.'' ''[Cut to a TV show intro of "Flavors of the Bottom"]''}}
{{L|TV Announcer|Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom! With your host, Perch Perkins.}}
{{L|TV Announcer|Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom! With your host, Perch Perkins.}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you better make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called Chum Fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you better make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called Chum Fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, we're having a slow day. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, we're having a slow day. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?}}
{{L|Old Jethra|Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''[he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty]'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}}
{{L|Old Jethra|Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''[he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty]'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood]'' Time to get to the bottom of this. ''[cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich noblemen in tuxedos]'' Oohh, just act like another fancy customer.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood]'' Time to get to the bottom of this. ''[cuts to nightfall in Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich noblemen in tuxedos]'' Oohh! Just act like another fancy customer.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? Highfalutin customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?}}
{{L|Karen|Your name?}}
{{L|Karen|Your name?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene....er.... I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's me name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Karen|Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."}}
{{L|Karen|Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation? In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation? In this sinkhole?!}}

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