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-{{L|''[The episode begins at the snoring Star House. Cut to Cecil and Bunny's room who both are also snoring. However Patrick, Squidina and Tinkle wake them up surprisingly. A banner pops up saying "Happy Anniversary" with a picture of Bunny and Cecil.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins with the Star house at sunrise. The house is snoring. In their bed, Cecil and Bunny are asleep and snoring. Patrick, Tinkle, and Squidina burst through the door, with a "Happy Anniversary" sign.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick and Squidina|Happy anniversary!}}
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!}}
-{{L|''[Tinkle jumps up to the bed and licks Bunny's sleeping mask off.]''}}
+{{L|Tinkle|''[barks, jumps on their bed and shakes it]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|Cecil and Bunny|''[surprised noises]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I brought ''[gets a packet of Kelp Chips]'' Kelp Chips! ''[walks over to the table]''}}
+{{L|''[Tinkle licks Bunny's sleep mask off.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|We got you something for your special day! ''[takes out remote]'' Squidina and I got you reservations to... ''[presses button and displays frames on a slideshow, the first of an acropolis with a knife and fork above it]'' the Acropolis All You Can Eat-atorium! ''[slide switches to a gyro]'' Enjoy the finest cuisine in ancient Greece, ''[slide switches to a Greek statue in a bowl of salad]'' endless heaps of Caesar salad, ''[slide switches to a gladiator fighting a lion]'' and dinner with a show!}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh, fancy! But whatever will I wear?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Leave that to me!}}
+{{L|''[Patrick picks up Bunny and Cecil's bedsheet and spins them around in it, then throws them out of the room. They spin into the studio room, and the bedsheet rips apart to put them both in togas.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Togas!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pushes them into the time closet]'' OK, best be on your way! ''[closes it and turns wheel, whispers to Squidina]'' With my parents away ''[Bunny and Cecil's faces are squished up against the closet screen]'' for the day, we can invite our friends over! It's going to be awesome! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick wipes a tear from his eye. The tear grows an arm and spins the wheel, moving the target to a space station. It rubs its hands and laughs sneakily. Patrick presses a button and activates the time closet.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Let's get ready for our ''unchaperoned'' party!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Party!}}
+{{L|''[A rocket transitions to a space station in outer space. Cecil and Bunny are transported in.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Huh!}}
+{{L|Bunny|Gee whillikers! ''[pan over the space station]'' Who knew ancient Greece was so spacious?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Ohh...}}
+{{L|''[A holographic projection comes up: "Tonight! The 1000th Annual Weidr Alien Contest Hosted by Dale Goppler."]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh! "Tonight, the 1,000th Annual Weird Alien Contest, hosted by Dale Goppler."}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler hologram|Hey! ''[winks]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[appears beneath Bunny]'' First prize is dinner for two! ''[gasps, pushes her off]'' We can eat twice tonight! I'm in!}}
+{{L|''[Cecil grabs Bunny's hand and runs off.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh!}}
+{{L|''[Squidina holding a teacup transitions to her setting a table, with teacups and namecards for the guests. She pours tea into each cup as she names it.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|SpongeBob sits here. Pearl sits here. Elwood sits here. And Patrick and I make five. The perfect number of guests for our sneaky shindig. ''[laughs, doorbell ringing]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Patrick|I got it! I got it! ''[opens door, SpongeBob enters]'' SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I brought ''[takes out bag]'' kelp chips! ''[runs]'' Woo-hoo!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Pearl!}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[runs in, holding sodas]'' Who wants soda pop? ''[giggles]''}}
+{{L|''[Elwood enters.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Elwood!}}
+{{L|Elwood|I didn't have time to get anything, so... ''[cash register dings, takes out wallet]'' I brought my dad's wallet. ''[Patrick eats the wallet]'' Ugh.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ew! ''[holds credit card on his tongue, takes it]'' Expired credit card? Pfft.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[seating Elwood]'' Here you go. Now let's get this party -- sensibly -- started!}}
+{{L|''[A crashing noise is heard.]''}}
+{{L|Guests|Huh?}}
+{{L|''[Pat the Hapless has crashed through the door.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? Pat the Hapless? I didn't know you were invited. ''[puts hand on his head]'' So, Pat, buddy. What did you bring to the party?}}
+{{L|Pat the Hapless|''[strains, breaks down the front wall to reveal a bunch of barbarians, including GrandPat]'' Everybody!}}
+{{L|Barbarians, Pat the Hapless, and Patrick|''[cheering]''}}
+{{L|Pat the Hapless|Party!}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[groans, color drains, falls over]''}}
+{{L|''[An alien crawls over the screen, transitioning to a bunch of aliens in the space station.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|I don't think we're remotely weird enough to win, hon.}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh, what a load of barnacles. Ooh! ''[stretches toga]''}}
+{{L|''[Bunny grabs Cecil and combines them both into one toga.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Ooh!}}
+{{L|Bunny|A two-headed toga monster! Now that's weird.}}
+{{L|Two-headed alien|''[walks in]'' Aw! You look just like our parents.}}
+{{L|Cecil|Not weird enough, Bunny. ''[looks around]'' Hmm. Oh! Follow me!}}
+{{L|''[Cecil runs off into a janitor's closet, taking Bunny with him. A bug-like alien transitions to the contest stage. Two electrical zappers beam Dale Goppler onto the stage.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ''[text appears]'' 1,000th Annual ''Weirdest'' Alien Contest!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[applause]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|The first round ''["Round 1" logo appears]'' of our contest is the Weirdest Smile Competition! ''["SMILE COMPETITION" caption appears, reads notecard]'' So please welcome our first contestant, the Two-Headed Toga Twins!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers and applause]''}}
+{{L|''[Bunny and Cecil come on-stage and struggle to smile.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Um...}}
+{{L|Judge|''[bubbles]'' Mmm...}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[quietly]'' Oh, right. Weird! ''[they smile with their mouths together, then kiss]'' Mwah!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers, applause]''}}
+{{L|''[Cecil and Bunny walk off-stage as Dale comes back on.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|All right! And now for our next contestant, Gert Grinvlox!}}
+{{L|''[A small green alien comes on-stage and gives a small smile.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[laughs]'' You call ''that'' a smile?}}
+{{L|''[Gert grins wider, overshadowing Cecil, Bunny, Dale, and the judge. His smile breaks through the sides of the space station. Some of the audience members are sucked out and applaud.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|It seems we have our first winner!}}
+{{L|''[The judge sticks a ribbon onto Gert with his tongue.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[tears up]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Don't worry, hon! We'll just have to get ''[makes face]'' ''weirder'' in the next round.}}
+{{L|''[A mug of root beer transitions to the Star house, which has been trashed by the party guests.]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|Wow, this is great!}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[pants, refills Pearl's cup with tea, refills Elwood's cup]''}}
+{{L|Elwood|It's cool.}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[refills a barbarian woman's cup]''}}
+{{L|Barbarian woman|''[smashes cup against forehead]'' Uh! More! ''[throws it away, smashes teacup against head]'' Uh! ''[shouting, pushes Squidina away]'' ''Mooore!''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick is playing spin the bottle with his older self, Cave Patrick, Pat-Tron, and Pat the Hapless.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|My turn now! ''[spins bottle, which lands on Cave Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Cave Patrick|Ooh?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ohh. ''[flutters eyelashes]'' Pucker up, Cave Pat!}}
+{{L|''[Patrick closes his eyes and goes in to kiss, but kisses Squidina's eye instead.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[grabs his mouth]'' Say, Patrick. Don't you think this party is getting a little out of hand?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, sis. I'm sure we can clean up before anyone gets home.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[enters with a bag of groceries]'' I'm home! ''[surprised, drops groceries]'' What the what?}}
+{{L|Pearl|Huh?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a lampshade on his head]'' What?}}
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|Oh, no!}}
+{{L|GrandPat|You should be ashamed of yourselves!}}
+{{L|Guests|''[whimpering]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Throwing a party... ''[glares at them]''}}
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[whimper and hug]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Without GrandPat! ''[tears off clothes to reveal a stuntman uniform]'' Woo! ''[jumps]'' Cannonball!}}
+{{L|''[The guests move out of the way and reveal a punch table. GrandPat crashes into it and the bowl lands on his head.]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[spits out teeth]'' Now it's a party!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah!}}
+{{L|''[Everyone dances as disco lights flash. Air horns blare. Squidina is surrounded by old people.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[screams, camera zooms into her mouth]''}}
+{{L|''[Transition to the inside of Dale's mouth at the cooking contest.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|And now the next round of our contest, cooking! ''["Round 2 Cooking Competition" caption appears]'' Each of our contestants will ''[grabs covered platter]'' craft a ''[shakes head]'' ''weirdly'' delicious dish using the same common ingredient... ''[lifts up platter to reveal three humans]'' a shrunken human!}}
+{{L|Human man|W-w-where am I?}}
+{{L|''[Dale goes up to a green alien cooking.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Here's your human!}}
+{{L|''[He puts the human man under a cup, and he whimpers. Dale goes up to Bunny and Cecil.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|And a human for you.}}
+{{L|''[Dale puts a shorter human man under a glass, who mumbles nervously. He brings the last human, a woman, to the last contestant.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|And here's your human. ''[puts her under the glass]''}}
+{{L|Human woman|Oh!}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|OK, chefs. Your time begins... ''[clicks stopwatch]'' now!}}
+{{L|Red alien|''[roars, prepares to chop human with cleaver, then]'' Oh! I'm allergic to humans! ''[a yellow alien pops out of his mouth]''}}
+{{L|Yellow alien|Me too!}}
+{{L|''[They have an allergic reaction, swell up, and fall over.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|How do you cook a human? They don't even taste good!}}
+{{L|Cecil|Just get started, Bunny! ''[they panic and start preparing their ingredients]'' Get slicing!}}
+{{L|Shorter human man|''[yawns]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|''[clicks stopwatch]'' Time's up, chefs! ''[Cecil and Bunny look at each other]'' Let's see how you did. ''[judge appears behind him]'' Hmm?}}
+{{L|''[The human man is swimming in the soup.]''}}
+{{L|Human man|♪ La, la, la, la, la, la! ♪ ''[screams as the judge picks up the pot]''}}
+{{L|''[The judge tastes the soup, ponders it, holds a thumb out, then points it down.]''}}
+{{L|Audience|''[buzzer blares]'' Awww...}}
+{{L|Teal alien|Huh...}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Well, better luck next time. ''[goes to Bunny and Cecil]'' Huh? ''[removes cup]'' You haven't done anything with your human.}}
+{{L|Shorter human man|Tell me about it.}}
+{{L|''[Cecil panics, sticks tomatoes in the human's mouth, and dips him in the soup.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|And voilà! Stuffed human.}}
+{{L|Judge|''[takes it]'' Hmm... ''[squeezes his mouth, causing the food to spray out and go into the woman's hair, eats the man and quickly gives a thumbs down]''}}
+{{L|Audience|''[buzzer blares, disappointed sounds]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Aw, that's too bad. ''[sees woman dancing]'' What happened to our last contestant?}}
+{{L|Human woman|''[dances, twerks, drinks her hair with a straw]'' I'm delicious! ''[judge touches her hair]'' Ooh, oh!}}
+{{L|Judge|''[licks soup off his hand, nods]''}}
+{{L|Audience|''[applauds]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|This is a first, ladies and gentlemen. The human wins!}}
+{{L|Human woman|''[cheers]'' Woo-hoo! ''[gets eaten by the judge]'' Ah!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers and applause]''}}
+{{L|Human woman|''[as the other two humans clap for her]'' Yes, yes, yes!}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[tears up]'' Ohhh! ''[dunks head in soup]''}}
+{{L|''[Fade to Dale Goppler under a spotlight. Cecil and Bunny stand behind him.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|All righty. Who's ready to get ''[flaps lips]'' ''weird'' ''[Cecil raises his hand]'' with tonight's ''["Final Round" logo appears]'' final competition, the Dance-Off! ''["DANCE-OFF" caption appears]''}}
+{{L|''[A moai-headed DJ plays the turntables as air horns blare.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Let's welcome our first contestant, all the way from the Zorblek system, Regina!}}
+{{L|''[An alien comes in and starts dancing, growing a leg every time she kicks.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh my, the judge seems impressed.}}
+{{L|Judge|''[doesn't react, belches]''}}
+{{L|Regina|''[grunts, kicks out more legs, rolls them all up onto her body and runs over Bunny and Cecil]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Yeow!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers and applause]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|''[to audience]'' And finally, welcome our last ''[points to Cecil and Bunny]'' contestants, these things!}}
+{{L|audience|''[confused muttering]''}}
+{{L|''[Cecil and Bunny dance to classical music. They tip toe off stage, then move as a wave.]''}}
+{{L|Audience|''[impressed noises]''}}
+{{L|Judge|''[eyes widen, burps]''}}
+{{L|''[Cecil and Bunny skid across the ground on one hand each. Cecil's lights on fire and he tries to blow it out. They each catch on fire and explode, ruining their costumes and exposing their underwear.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil and Bunny|Our togas!}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[gasps]''}}
+{{L|''[The audience gasps. A gross close-up of Bunny and Cecil is shown as a woman screams. The red alien from the cooking contest vomits into a bag, as does the yellow alien inside him.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|''[shaking]'' Ladies and gentleglorps, never before in the history of this contest have I seen anything so incredibly... ''[shakes head]'' ''weird''! Just look at them!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers and applause]''}}
+{{L|Judge|''[spits up a trophy]''}}
+{{L|Trophy|Congratulations! ''[throws crowns on them]'' You're officially weirdos! ''[throws flowers at them]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Oh, Cecil. This is the perfect anniversary.}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[eats flowers]'' Yeah. It's a shame the kids aren't here to see it.}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Wait. There are ''more'' of you?}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to the house, which is overflowing with guests. Bubble Bass tries to squeeze in.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Let me in! ''[grunting]''}}
+{{L|''[A spaceship abducts everyone in the house, cutting off Bubble Bass's butt with its tractor beam.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Huh? ''[screams, sees his butt cut off]'' My precious posterior! ''[cries]''}}
+{{L|''[All the guests materialize on stage.]''}}
+{{L|Dale Goppler|Please welcome your children!}}
+{{L|Audience|''[cheers and applause]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Hey, kiddos!}}
+{{L|Bunny|Who are all your friends?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[ashamed]'' We kind of had a house party while you guys were gone. Are you mad?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Not at all, son! Your mother and I had the best time we've had in years. Plus, now we have this ''[holds up Bubble Bass's butt]'' great big juicy ham!}}
+{{L|Bunny and guests|Oh, boy, ham!}}
+{{L|''[Before they can eat the ham, they are all eaten by the alien judge.]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Well, we're not digested yet! Let's party!}}
+{{L|''[Everyone cheers and dances inside the judge. The camera irises in on Bubble Bass's butt.]''}}