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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok! ''[SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOUUUW!!!! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams, then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs' millionth dollar into the lagoon]'' Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul you! ''[music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs' millionth dollar into the lagoon]'' Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul you! ''[music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes...She made it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes...She made it!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[bawling]'' I lost me dollar! And I'll never get it back! Never, never, never, never, never...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[bawling]'' I lost me dollar! And I'll never get it back! Never, never, never, never, never...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying and he's sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[continues weeping. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Ok, ok, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying and he's sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[continues weeping. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Ok, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone '''COMPLETELY INSANE?!'''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok. ''[both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man. He won't notice." ''[cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man. He won't notice." ''[cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy. If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy. If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say...YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOU MIND! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. (a tear falls down his cheek) Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. (a tear falls down his cheek) Why couldn't it have been me?!}}

Revision as of 22:47, 16 October 2016