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>Ngh93
I worked extra hard on this. It is very much needed. How come you allow caps for yelling on other pages? And DON'T remove the caps from those pages. I don't want this to be an edit war and I don't want to be blocked.
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst, try the coral bits.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst, try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Sandals|Uhh, I'll try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Sandals|Uhh, I'll try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Squidward|That will be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar then a siren goes off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That'll be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar then a siren goes off]''}}
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure. ''[alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing music. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure. ''[alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing music. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams, then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs' millionth dollar into the lagoon]'' Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul you! ''[music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs' millionth dollar into the lagoon]'' Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul you! ''[music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes...She made it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes...She made it!}}

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