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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away, and Mr. Krabs starts crying]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away, and Mr. Krabs starts crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[Bawling and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar! And I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[Bawling and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Continues weeping. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act! ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Continues weeping. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Ripping off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Ripping off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing and eats SpongeBob's couch at home]''}}
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! ''[Takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! ''[Takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get you. ''[Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya! ''[Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Oh, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Oh, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[Takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[Stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[Rubs the dollar back and forth and becomes extremely worried]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. ''[Shows dollar bill just like described]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[Takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[Stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[Rubs the dollar back and forth and becomes extremely worried]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. ''[Shows dollar bill just like described]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, it's Coral Blue number t... ''[Squidward hits him on the head with a fishing rod]'' three.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, it's Coral Blue number- ''[Squidward hits him on the head with a fishing rod]'' three.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[Cries]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[Cries]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
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{{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, it's this sandwich. ''[Nails the sandwich to a pole]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. It's this sandwich. ''[Nails the sandwich to a pole]''}}
{{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}}
{{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not a sandwich. ''[Throws the other sandwiches into the water]'' ''The'' sandwich.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not a sandwich. ''[Throws the other sandwiches into the water]'' ''The'' sandwich.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[Pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[Pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man. He won't notice." ''[Cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice!" ''[Cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy. If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[Giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[Rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[Giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[Rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives... ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! ''[Sobbing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! ''[Sobbing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why did he have to go like this?! Why? ''[Bawling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why did he have to go like this?! Why? ''[Bawling]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys!}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the water]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the water]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[Holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[chuckles]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[Holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What did you give him? ''[Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What did you give him? ''[Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing important. ''[Laughs. SpongeBob and Squidward look shocked.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing important! ''[Laughs. SpongeBob and Squidward look shocked.]''}}

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