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{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[Bawling and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[Bawling and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act! ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Continues weeping. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act! ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes fill up then leak out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is crying like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious! ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[Cries]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[Cries]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Stops crying]'' I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops crying]'' I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. It's this sandwich. ''[Nails the sandwich to a pole]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. It's this sandwich. ''[Nails the sandwich to a pole]''}}
{{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}}
{{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not a sandwich. ''[Throws the other sandwiches into the water]'' ''The'' sandwich.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not a sandwich. ''[throws the other sandwiches into the water]'' ''The'' sandwich.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water]'' ...eat.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you...}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both scream over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice!" ''[Cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice!" ''[cries]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs cackles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[Giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[Rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[Giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[Rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar. ''[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives... ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives... ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}

Revision as of 22:44, 21 August 2017