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{{EpisodeTr/53b}}{{L|Sandals|Uhh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?}}
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{{L|Sandals|Uhh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?}}
{{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}}
{{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}}
{{L|Sandals|What about the barnacle rings, are they any good?}}
{{L|Sandals|What about the barnacle rings, are they any good?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[Crying and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[sobbing and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[Whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious. ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious. ''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both scream over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice." ''[sobs]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice." ''[sobs]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait!}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy. If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[Opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[Yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]'' Get us out of here!}}

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