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{{L|Squidward|No. What will you have?}} | {{L|Squidward|No. What will you have?}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Well, uhh, what's your vote on the kelp...}} | {{L|Sandals|Well, uhh, what's your vote on the kelp...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger]'' Sir, let's just get this out of the way | {{L|Squidward|''[finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger]'' Sir, let's just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu! Now, what do you want?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst, try the coral bits.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst, try the coral bits.}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Uhh, I'll try the coral bits.}} | {{L|Sandals|Uhh, I'll try the coral bits.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[has a goofy expression then he runs over to the counter]'' Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[has a goofy expression then he runs over to the counter]'' Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A very dirty dollar?}} | {{L|Squidward|A very dirty dollar?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar!}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?}} | {{L|Sandals|Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing! Now get out!}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Uhh, what?}} | {{L|Sandals|Uhh, what?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|GET OUT! Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lad. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lad. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}} | {{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward's nose. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]'' Okay, I've had enough.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward's nose. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]'' Okay, I've had enough.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. ''[Music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats. ''[to the trumpeters]'' Stop playing that music! ''[to the conductor]'' Stop it, please! ''[to the violinists]'' I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes.... She made it!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes. ''[Mr. Krabs begs. SpongeBob reels the dollar in.]'' She made it!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! ''[ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[sobbing and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back. ''[whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble | {{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar | {{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. ''[takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward| | {{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number- ''[Squidward whacks him on the head with a fishing rod to shut him up, but it's already too late]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number th- ''[Squidward whacks him on the head with a fishing rod to shut him up, but it's already too late]'' -ree!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}} | {{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're kidding?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Woo! Is it another fishing trip?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, it's this sandwich. ''[nails the sandwich to a pole]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}} | {{L|Squidward|A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not '' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not '''A''' sandwich. ''[throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon]'' '''THE''' sandwich.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[He and SpongeBob get shocked. Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the lagoon]'' ...eat.}} | {{L|Squidward|Whatever. We've got plenty more to... ''[He and SpongeBob get shocked. Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the lagoon]'' ...eat.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get | {{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}} | {{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[he and Squidward take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[he and Squidward take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angrily]'' So you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angrily]'' So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man. He won't notice." ''[sobs]'' Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: ''[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line]'' live bait.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]'' | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]'' '''Get us outta here!!'''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! ''[sobbing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! ''[sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why did he have to go like this?! | {{L|SpongeBob|Why did he have to go like this, why?! ''[crying]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! ''[both sob]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! ''[both sob loudly]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward stop sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the lagoon]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the lagoon]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What did you give him? ''[Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What did you give him? ''[Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing important. ''[laughs. SpongeBob and Squidward look shocked.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing important. ''[laughs. SpongeBob and Squidward look shocked.]''}} | ||
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