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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out! Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out! Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads! A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads! A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for helping me make me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a trip!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a trip!}}
{{L|Squidward|I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs?}}
{{L|Squidward|I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs?}}
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{{L|''[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise]''}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[Clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}}
{{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[Clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams ''[Catches a clam then he throws it back]'' then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams ''[Catches a clam then he throws it back]'' and  then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
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{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Oh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]'' ''[Squidward screams]'' Mr. Krabs, get us outta here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]'' ''[Squidward screams]'' Get us outta here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[A tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}

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