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{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward's nose. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose]''}}
= {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya! ''[Ominous music begins playing as Mr. Krabs' pupils shrink in shock]'' Oh, no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the live-action orchestra]'' There ya are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! ''[to the trumpeters]'' Stop playing that music! ''[to the conductor]'' Stop it, please! ''[to the violinists]'' I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}} =
{{L|''[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]''
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!}}
{{L|''[Ominous orchestral music begins playing. Mr. Krabs' pupils shrink in shock]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music's getting faster!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the live-action orchestra]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! ''[to the trumpeters]'' Stop playing that music! ''[to the conductor]'' Stop it, please! ''[to the violinists]'' I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes. ''[Mr. Krabs begs. SpongeBob reels the dollar in.]'' She made it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes. ''[Mr. Krabs begs. SpongeBob reels the dollar in.]'' She made it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! ''[ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner!}}
{{L|''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[sobbing and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Squidward, you're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! ''[sobbing and flops to the ground]'' I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! ''[whips his eyes against the floor]'' Never, never, never, never, never!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. ''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sucks on Hans' thumb, then he throws him away upon hearing what Squidward just said]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious. ''[scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]'' Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sucks on Hans' thumb, then he throws him away upon hearing what Squidward just said]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious.}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home]''}}

Revision as of 19:42, 2 November 2023