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{{L|''[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise]''}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[Clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}}
{{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[Clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams ''[Catches a clam then he throws it back]'' and then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams ''[Catches a clam then he throws it back]'' and then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose]''}}
{{L|''[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]''
{{L|''[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as a loud rip is heard and Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!}}
{{L|''[Ominous orchestral music begins playing. Mr. Krabs' pupils shrink in shock]''
{{L|''[Ominous orchestral music begins playing. Mr. Krabs' pupils shrink in shock]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music's getting faster!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music's getting faster!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the live-action orchestra]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the live-action orchestra]''}}

Revision as of 19:46, 2 November 2023