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{{L|Sandals| | {{L|Sandals|Uh... Uh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}} | {{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|How about the barnacle rings | {{L|Sandals|How about the barnacle rings? Are they any good?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. What will you have?}} | {{L|Squidward|No. What will you have?}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Well, | {{L|Sandals|Well, uh, what's your vote on the kelp...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger]'' Sir, let's just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu | {{L|Squidward|''[finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger]'' Sir, let's just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu. Now what do you want?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst. Try the coral bits.}} | ||
{{L|Sandals| | {{L|Sandals|Uh, I'll try the coral bits.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That'll be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar then a siren goes off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|That'll be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar then a siren goes off]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}} | {{L|Sandals|What's going on?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure. ''[the alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure. ''[the alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}} | {{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[has a goofy expression then he runs over to the counter]'' Nothing, lad | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[has a goofy expression then he runs over to the counter]'' Nothing, lad. Do you know what this is?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A very dirty dollar?}} | {{L|Squidward|A very dirty dollar?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, sir. You have just given me my one millionth dollar.}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Ha, great. | {{L|Sandals|Ha, great. Uh, what do I win?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing. ''[music stops]'' Now get out.}} | ||
{{L|Sandals| | {{L|Sandals|Uh, what?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out! Everybody get out | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out! Everybody get out! You're spoiling me moment. ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for helping me make me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! A trip!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs | {{L|Squidward|I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs?}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them in a pool.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them in a pool.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them lying on towels at a beach.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them lying on towels at a beach.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Try again.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Try again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Oh, oh, oh! Bikini Bottom Folk Village?}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than that | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than that.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat in a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}} | {{L|Squidward|Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? ''[clams are jumping]'' Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat in a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aw, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams ''[catches a clam then he throws it back]'' and then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}} | {{L|Squidward|No. ''[takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]'' And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you | {{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose | {{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward’s nose, pulls it off his face, and Squidward screams in pain after the camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat before he walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose! ''[laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!}} | ||
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