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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Sandals stands in front of the counter talking to Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh... Uh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh... Uh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?}}
{{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}}
{{L|Squidward|I like neither. Can I take your order?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst. Try the coral bits.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window]'' Psst. Try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh, I'll try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh, I'll try the coral bits.}}
{{L|Squidward|That'll be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar. Then suddenly, a siren goes off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That'll be one dollar. ''[rings up one dollar]''}}
{{L|''[Suddenly, a siren goes off.]''}}
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure. ''[the alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure.}}
{{L|''[The alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!}}
{{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}}
{{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one millionth dollar!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one millionth dollar!}}
{{L|Sandals|Ha, great. Uh, what do I win?}}
{{L|Sandals|Ha, great. Uh, what do I win?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing! ''[music stops]'' Now get out!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing!}}
{{L|''[Music suddenly stops.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[still smiling]'' Now get out! ''[swiping his hands outwards]''}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh, what?}}
{{L|Sandals|Uh, what?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Get out! Everybody get out! You're spoiling me moment! ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[frustratedly]'' Get out! Everybody get out! You're spoiling me moment! ''[pushes everyone out the door]'' Me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for helping me make me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulate yourselves, lads. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you ''[imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed]'' comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for helping me make me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you.}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward's nose, pulls it off his face, and Squidward screams in pain after the camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat before he walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ''[SpongeBob hooks Squidward's nose, pulls it off his face, and Squidward screams in pain after the camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat before he walks up to Mr. Krabs with his nose torn off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've had enough.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. ''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]'' Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. ''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]'' For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! ''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain]'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]'' Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]''}}
{{L|Squidward|For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is wailing, and pouring his tears like a fountain]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sucks on Hans' thumb, then he throws him away upon hearing what Squidward just said]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sucks on Hans' thumb, then he throws him away upon hearing what Squidward just said]'' You will? Great! Wait right here. ''[runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]'' Here's where clam fishing gets serious.}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck.]''}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes]'' Aye aye, captain!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. The scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs scouts the area. The scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob also grow beards.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off his beard]'' That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. ''[the scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary.}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home. Back at the fishing boat, Squidward is annoyed.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. ''[takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. ''[takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[jabbers. The scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[jabbers. The scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number-- ''[Squidward hits him on the head with the fishing pole]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number—}}
{{L|''[Squidward hits him on the head with the fishing pole]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[points to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar" on it. He then hugs it]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[points to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar" on it. He then hugs it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
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{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?!}}
{{L|Squidward|You're crazy! If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Ohh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Ohh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind! ''[Mr. Krabs laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]'' ''[Squidward screams]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[a tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. ''[a tear falls down his cheek]'' Why couldn't it have been me?!}}

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