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{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Sandals|What's going on?}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure.}}
{{L|Squidward|Something stupid, I'm sure.}}
{{L|''[The alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering]''}}
{{L|''[The alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yippee! ''[kisses Sandals and Squidward and takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]'' Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!}}
{{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}}
{{L|Squidward|See? I told you.}}
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar.}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up!}}
{{L|Squidward|For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is wailing, and pouring his tears like a fountain]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is wailing, and pouring his tears like a fountain.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. Squidward has had enough.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[shows his dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number—}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number—}}
{{L|''[Squidward hits him on the head with the fishing pole]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward hits him on the head with the fishing pole.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
{{L|Squidward|No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you- ''[Mr. Krabs is heard laughing oddly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again.}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[now visibly scared]'' You're right. How do we get out of here?}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
{{L|Squidward|If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Ohh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dressed up as a conductor]'' Ohh, he'll come. ''[taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; SpongeBob and Squidward shake and scream in terror]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... ''[yells]'' you are completely out of your mind!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Get us out of here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, fresh meat! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam]'' Keep thrashing! He likes it! ''[both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]'' Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. ''[a giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]'' That's it! ''[closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar]'' Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! ''[rubs his dollar on himself]'' I finally got me millionth dollar! ''[the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]''}}

Revision as of 17:00, 17 August 2024