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{{L|''[Scene starts with Squidward coming out of his with a bicycle]''}}
(Scene starts with Squidward coming out of his with a bicycle.)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Giggling]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wey wook.. wits Widward!! ''[Hey look... its Squidward!!]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Wha-?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} (Giggling)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Widwards woing wo work. ''[Squidwards going to work]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Wey wook.. wit's Widward!! (Hey look... it's Squidward!!)
{{L|Patrick|Where...woes we work? Wat, we Wusty Wab? ''[Where does he work? At the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Whats that supposed to mean? Some kind of stupid secret code?}}
{{L|Squidward}} Wha-?
{{L|SpongeBob|We cant tell you because youre not a member of the club.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh yeah? What does it take to be a member? Besides being a moron... he-he-he...moron...as a requirement...he-he-he.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Squidward.. but you couldnt even get in if you tried!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} (laughter)
{{L|Squidward|Well Ill have you know.. that I am a member of over 20 exclusive clubs all over the sea bottom.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Whatd he say?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I dunno, something about his nose?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Widward's woing wo work. (Squidward's going to work)
{{L|Patrick|Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh what do two you zeros know about fitting in?}}
 
{{L|''[Climbs vine]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} (laughter)
{{L|Squidward|Why...you should be begging me to join!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No, no, no! Stop, Squid, you cant join! You cant fit in!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward gets stuck in the treehouse]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} Where...woes we work? Wat, we Wusty Wab? (Where does he work? At the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Squidward|Well this is stupid... theres no room up here!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Thats what weve been trying to tell you!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, weve been stuck up here for three days..}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} (laughter)
{{L|Patrick|We told you you would fit in..}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[sneers]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well...since youre here Squidward...well give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?}}
{{L|Squidward}} What's that supposed to mean? Some kind of stupid secret code?
{{L|Patrick|Ready!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick starts singing]''
 
::Welcome to our club, Welcome to our club.
{{L|SpongeBob}} We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
::Welcome Squidward
 
::Welcome Squidward,
 
::Welcome Squidward
{{L|Squidward}} Oh yeah? What does it take to be a member? Besides being a moron... he-he-he...moron...as a requirement...he-he-he.
::Welcome Squidward!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Shut your half-wit pieholes!! I do not now, nor will I ever, want to be a member of your stupid club!!}}
 
{{L|''[Gets to floor then vine snaps]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sorry Squidward.. but you couldn't even get in if you tried!!
{{L|Squidward|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }}
 
{{L|Nancy|Whoa!}}
 
{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well I'll have you know.. that I am a member of over 20 exclusive clubs all over the sea bottom.
{{L|''[Treehouse falls into kelp forest]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!! Again!! Again!! WHOLOOLOOLOOLOO...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didnt just happen. Please tell me that didnt happen!!}}
{{L|Patrick}} What'd he say?
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward moves away]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Where are we? Were lost. Theres no way out!! Stuck.. in the middle of nowhere.. with SpongeBob and Patrick!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I dunno, something about his nose?
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward crying]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Why does every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? WHHHYY?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh cheer up Squid. It could be worse.}}
{{L|Patrick}} Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.}}
 
{{L|''[Zooms in on Squidwards head]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Well.. this is the end..}}
{{L|Squidward}} Oh what do two you zeros know about fitting in?
{{L|SpongeBob|No its not Squidward!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' Its not?}}
(Climbs vine)
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on guys, well be fine!! ''[patting Squidwards head]'' As long as we stick together, remember, were a club!! WHOOOLOOOLOOOOLLOOOOLOOOO!! And besides...we have THIS!!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls out the Magic Conch Shell]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Whats that?}}
{{L|Squidward}} Why...you should be begging me to join!
{{L|Patrick|OOOOO!! The Magic Conch Shell!! Ask it something!! Ask it something!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Magic Conch Shell...will I ever get married?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Maybe someday.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} No, no, no! Stop, Squid, you can't join! You can't fit in!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oooohhhh...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Youve got to be kidding!! That is just a STUPID toy!! How can that possibly help us?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, you must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. The club always takes its advice before we do anything.}}
(Squidward gets stuck in the treehouse)
{{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch...what do we have to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well this is stupid... there's no room up here!!
{{L|Patrick|THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We cant just sit here and do NOTHING!!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick sit down.. doing nothing]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} That's what we've been trying to tell you!!
{{L|Squidward|''[gets mad]'' I cant believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Alright. Alright. Alright!! I dont need your help. Im gonna find my way back to sanity. But dont you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}}Squidward, we've been stuck up here for three days..
{{L|''[Walking away in kelp forest]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Sad clowns.. Haha. Haha. Sad. Haha. Haha. Clowns. Haha. Haha.}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward runs fast and scared]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} We told you you would fit in..
{{L|Squidward|What was that? I was already here!! Which way do I go? Ohh Im lost!! Ohh...Im HOPELESSLY LOST!! Ill never get out of here!!}}
 
{{L|''[Sees light]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa!! Im FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick!! Ahahaha!! Ahahaha!!}}
{{L|Squidward}} (sneers)
{{L|''[Fist pumps in air. Sees SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ohh...theres no way out of here.}}
 
{{L|''[Stick is thrown at Patricks head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Well...since you're here Squidward...we'll give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?
{{L|Squidward|Hows it going over their at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder whats on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?}}
 
{{L|''[Steps on bug]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Aahhhhh...}}
{{L|Patrick}} Ready!
{{L|''[Throws bug onto pan then walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oooohh.. Doesnt that smell good SpongeBob? You havent eaten in days..}}
 
{{L|''[Walks over to Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boys gotta eat.. Well you cant have any..}}
{{L|Music}} Welcome to our club, Welcome to our club.
{{L|''[Walks Away]''}}
Welcome Squidward
{{L|Squidward|And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!!}}
Welcome Squidward,
{{L|''[Shakes butt at SpongeBob]''}}
Welcome Squidward
{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me.. youd have food.. shelter.. and a roaring fire.. But instead.. you listen to a talking clam..}}
Welcome Squidward!
{{L|''[Moves back to Club Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|That tells you NOTHING!! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky!! Hahaha!! Fall right out of the sky!!}}
 
{{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
 
{{L|Scooter|Dude!! Were falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load!!}}
{{L|Squidward}} Shut your half-wit pieholes!! I do not now, nor will I ever, want to be a member of your stupid club!!
{{L|''[Presses "Drop the Load" button. Drops picnic supplies ''[food]'' to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch!!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward stares and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat]''}}
(Gets to floor then vine snaps)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ahahahaha!!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hey uhh SpongeBob.. that sure is a lot of food you got there..}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Its a gift from the Magic Conch..}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' ''
{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh!! Smoked Sausages!! My favorite!!}}
 
{{L|''[Reaches for them but Patrick sucks them in and eats them]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean Im still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...}}
{{L|Nancy}} Whoa!
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!!}}
{{L|Frank}} Make a wish, honey.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club!! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if youll excuse me...}}
 
{{L|''[Runs to table with all the food]''}}
(Treehouse falls into kelp forest)
{{L|Squidward|What should I eat first? The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why dont you ask.. The Magic Conch Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like thatll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!! Again!! Again!! WHOLOOLOOLOOLOO...
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull table away]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Maybe hes not a brother.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!!
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Patrick wide-eyed]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hehehe...you guys have it all wrong!! I love this little piece of plastic.}}
 
{{L|''[picks up Magic Conch]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} What happened?
{{L|Squidward|Hello there. Uhh, Magic Conch, I was wondering...should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Neither.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh. Well what about the soup?}}
(Squidward moves away)
{{L|Magic Conch|I dont think so.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Can I have anything to eat?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Where are we? We're lost. There's no way out!! Stuck.. in the middle of nowhere.. with SpongeBob and Patrick!!
{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean No? Im starving here!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, lemme try. Magic Conch...can Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
(SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward crying)
{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. can i have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Walright!! ''[Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly]'' Sorry Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Why does every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? WHHHYY?
{{L|Squidward|Give me that. ''[takes Magic Conch]'' Could I have something to eat?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Could I have something to eat?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Oh cheer up Squid. It could be worse.
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Could I have something to eat?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
{{L|Patrick}} Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
{{L|Squidward|Cant you say anything else but no?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Try asking again.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}}
(Zooms in on Squidward's head)
{{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No.}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward fumes...getting mad]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you alrightt?}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well.. this is the end..
{{L|''[Squidward still getting mad]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Maybe we could ask the shell if hes okay.}}
 
{{L|Rescuer|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? HELLO? Do you folks need some help?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} No it's not Squidward!!
{{L|''[Cuts through kelp...seeing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward]''}}
Patrick: (building coffins) It's not?
{{L|Squidward|Im SAVED!!}}
 
{{L|''[Runs over to Rescuer]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|You dont know how happy I am to see you.. Ive been stranded out here for weeks.. with these two barnacle heads.. and their Magic Conch Shell!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Come on guys, we'll be fine!! (patting Squidward's head) As long as we stick together, remember, we're a club!! WHOOOLOOOLOOOOLLOOOOLOOOO!! And besides...we have THIS!!
{{L|Rescuer|Magic...Conch...Shell? ''[pulls out Magic Conch]'' YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? ''[with two big teeth]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch!! A club member!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO!!}}
(SpongeBob pulls out the Magic Conch Shell)
{{L|Squidward|''[in surprise]'' Abra.}}
 
{{L|Rescuer|My conch told me to come and save you guys!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick and Rescuer|Hooray for the magic conches!!}}
{{L|Squidward}} What's that?
{{L|Rescuer|Alright Magic Conch.. What do we do now?}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|All hail the Magic Conch!!}}
{{L|Patrick}} OOOOO!! The Magic Conch Shell!! Ask it something!! Ask it something!!
{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer sit down doing nothing. Squidward moves behind them]''}}
SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell...will I ever get married?
{{L|Squidward|ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!}}
 
{{L|''[Sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer]''}}
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} Maybe someday.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} Oooohhhh...
 
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} You've got to be kidding!! That is just a STUPID toy!! How can that possibly help us?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} (gasp) Squidward, you must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. The club always takes it's advice before we do anything.
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} The shell knows all!!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Oh, Magic Conch...what do we have to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} Nothing.
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!!
 
 
(SpongeBob and Patrick sit down.. doing nothing)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} (gets mad) I can't believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!!
 
 
(SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing.)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Alright. Alright. Alright!! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity. But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!!
(Walking away in kelp forest)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Sad clowns.. Haha. Haha. Sad. Haha. Haha. Clowns. Haha. Haha.
 
 
(Squidward runs fast and scared.)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} What was that? I was already here!! Which way do I go? Ohh I'm lost!! Ohh...I'm HOPELESSLY LOST!! I'll never get out of here!!
 
 
(Sees light)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa!! I'm FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick!! Ahahaha!! Ahahaha!!
 
 
(Fist pumps in air. Sees SpongeBob and Patrick)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Ohh...there's no way out of here.
 
 
(Stick is thrown at Patrick's head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire)
Squidward: How's it going over their at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?
 
 
(Steps on bug)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Aahhhhh...
 
 
(Throws bug onto pan then walks over to SpongeBob)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Oooohh.. Doesn't that smell good SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days..
 
 
(Walks over to Patrick)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} How about you Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat.. Well you can't have any..
 
 
(Walks Away)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!!
 
 
(Shakes butt at SpongeBob)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} If you had listened to me.. you'd have food.. shelter.. and a roaring fire.. But instead.. you listen to a talking clam..
 
 
(Moves back to Club Squidward)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} That tells you NOTHING!! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky!! Hahaha!! Fall right out of the sky!!
 
 
(Airplane falling out of the sky)
 
 
{{L|Scooter}} Dude!! We're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load!!
 
 
(Presses "Drop the Load" button. Drops picnic supplies (food) to where SpongeBob and Patrick are)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} Praise the Magic Conch!!
 
 
(Squidward stares and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} Ahahahaha!!
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Hey uhh SpongeBob.. that sure is a lot of food you got there..
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} It's a gift from the Magic Conch..
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh!! Smoked Sausages!! My favorite!!
 
 
(Reaches for them but Patrick sucks them in and eats them)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean I'm still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Squidward...
 
 
{{L|Squidward<nowiki>:</nowiki> {{L|Yes, SpongeBob?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Once a member, always a member!!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} (clink glasses) To the club!! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if you'll excuse me...
 
(Runs to table with all the food)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} What should I eat first? The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Why don't you ask.. The Magic Conch Squidward?
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.
 
 
(SpongeBob and Patrick pull table away)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} (gasp) Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!!
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} Maybe he's not a brother.
 
 
(SpongeBob looks at Patrick wide-eyed)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Hehehe...you guys have it all wrong!! I love this little piece of plastic.
 
 
(picks up Magic Conch)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Hello there. Uhh, Magic Conch, I was wondering...should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} Neither.
 
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Oh. Well what about the soup?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} I don't think so.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Can I have anything to eat?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} No.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} No?! What do you mean No? I'm starving here!!
 
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} (takes Magic Conch) Here, lemme try. Magic Conch...can Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} No.
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} Hmm.. can i have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?
 
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch<nowiki>:</nowiki> {{L|Yes.
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} Walright!! (Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly) Sorry Squidward.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Give me that. (takes Magic Conch) Could I have something to eat?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} No.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Could I have something to eat?
 
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} No.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Could I have something to eat?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} No.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Can't you say anything else but no?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} Try asking again.
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} Can I have something to eat?
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} (in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone) No.
 
 
(Squidward fumes...getting mad)
 
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Squidward, are you alrightt?
 
 
(Squidward still getting mad)
 
 
{{L|Patrick}} Maybe we could ask the shell if he's okay.
 
 
{{L|Rescuer}} Hello? Anyone there? Hello? HELLO? Do you folks need some help?
 
 
(Cuts through kelp...seeing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} I'm SAVED!!
(Runs over to Rescuer)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} You don't know how happy I am to see you.. I've been stranded out here for weeks.. with these two barnacle heads.. and their Magic Conch Shell!!
 
 
{{L|Rescuer}} Magic...Conch...Shell? (pulls out Magic Conch) YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? (with two big teeth)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} The Magic Conch!! A club member!!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer}} WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO!!
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} (in surprise) Abra.
 
 
{{L|Rescuer}} My conch told me to come and save you guys!!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescue{{L|R: Hooray for the magic conches!!
 
 
{{L|Rescuer}} Alright Magic Conch.. What do we do now?
 
 
 
{{L|Magic Conch}} Nothing.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer}} All hail the Magic Conch!!
 
 
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer sit down doing nothing. Squidward moves behind them)
 
 
{{L|Squidward}} ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!
 
 
(Sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer)
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