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 {{L|''[Scene starts with Squidward coming out of his with a bicycle]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Giggling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wey wook.. wits Widward!! ''[Hey look... its Squidward!!]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wey wook.. wits Widward!! ''[Hey look... it's Squidward!!]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Wha-?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Widwards woing wo work. ''[Squidwards going to work]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Widwards woing wo work. ''[Squidward's going to work]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Where...woes we work? Wat, we Wusty Wab? ''[Where does he work? At the Krusty Krab]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughter]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whats that supposed to mean? Some kind of stupid secret code?}}
+{{L|Squidward|What's that supposed to mean? Some kind of stupid secret code?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|We cant tell you because youre not a member of the club.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh yeah? What does it take to be a member? Besides being a moron... he-he-he...moron...as a requirement...he-he-he.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Squidward.. but you couldnt even get in if you tried!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Squidward.. but you couldn't even get in if you tried!!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well Ill have you know.. that I am a member of over 20 exclusive clubs all over the sea bottom.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well I'll have you know.. that I am a member of over 20 exclusive clubs all over the sea bottom.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Whatd he say?}}
+{{L|Patrick|What'd he say?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I dunno, something about his nose?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!}}
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 {{L|''[Climbs vine]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Why...you should be begging me to join!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No, no, no! Stop, Squid, you cant join! You cant fit in!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No, no, no! Stop, Squid, you can't join! You can't fit in!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward gets stuck in the treehouse]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well this is stupid... theres no room up here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well this is stupid... there's no room up here!!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Thats what weve been trying to tell you!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|That's what we've been trying to tell you!!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, weve been stuck up here for three days..}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we've been stuck up here for three days..}}
 {{L|Patrick|We told you you would fit in..}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[sneers]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well...since youre here Squidward...well give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well...since you're here Squidward...well give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ready!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick starts singing]''
 ::Welcome to our club, Welcome to our club.
 ::Welcome Squidward
-::Welcome Squidward,
+::Welcome Squidward
 ::Welcome Squidward
 ::Welcome Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Shut your half-wit pieholes!! I do not now, nor will I ever, want to be a member of your stupid club!!}}
 {{L|''[Gets to floor then vine snaps]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 {{L|Nancy|Whoa!}}
 {{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
 {{L|''[Treehouse falls into kelp forest]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!! Again!! Again!! WHOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didnt just happen. Please tell me that didnt happen!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!!}}
 {{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
 {{L|''[Squidward moves away]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh cheer up Squid. It could be worse.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.}}
-{{L|''[Zooms in on Squidwards head]''}}
+{{L|''[Zooms in on Squidward's head]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well.. this is the end..}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No its not Squidward!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No it's not Squidward!!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' Its not?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Come on guys, well be fine!! ''[patting Squidwards head]'' As long as we stick together, remember, were a club!! WHOOOLOOOLOOOOLLOOOOLOOOO!! And besides...we have THIS!!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob pulls out the Magic Conch Shell]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whats that?}}
+{{L|Squidward|What's that?}}
 {{L|Patrick|OOOOO!! The Magic Conch Shell!! Ask it something!! Ask it something!!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Magic Conch Shell...will I ever get married?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Maybe someday.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oooohhhh...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Youve got to be kidding!! That is just a STUPID toy!! How can that possibly help us?}}
+{{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding!! That is just a STUPID toy!! How can that possibly help us?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, you must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. The club always takes its advice before we do anything.}}
 {{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!!}}
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 {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
 {{L|Patrick|THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We cant just sit here and do NOTHING!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick sit down.. doing nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[gets mad]'' I cant believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gets mad]'' I ca'nt believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Alright. Alright. Alright!! I dont need your help. Im gonna find my way back to sanity. But dont you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Alright. Alright. Alright!! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity. But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!!}}
 {{L|''[Walking away in kelp forest]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Sad clowns.. Haha. Haha. Sad. Haha. Haha. Clowns. Haha. Haha.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward runs fast and scared]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|What was that? I was already here!! Which way do I go? Ohh Im lost!! Ohh...Im HOPELESSLY LOST!! Ill never get out of here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|What was that? I was already here!! Which way do I go? Ohh I'm lost!! Ohh...I'm HOPELESSLY LOST!! Ill never get out of here!!}}
 {{L|''[Sees light]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa!! Im FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick!! Ahahaha!! Ahahaha!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa!! I'm FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick!! Ahahaha!! Ahahaha!!}}
 {{L|''[Fist pumps in air. Sees SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ohh...theres no way out of here.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ohh...there's no way out of here.}}
-{{L|''[Stick is thrown at Patricks head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire]''}}
+{{L|''[Stick is thrown at Patrick's head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hows it going over their at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder whats on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?}}
+{{L|Squidward|How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?}}
 {{L|''[Steps on bug]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Aahhhhh...}}
 {{L|''[Throws bug onto pan then walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oooohh.. Doesnt that smell good SpongeBob? You havent eaten in days..}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oooohh.. Doesn't that smell good SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days..}}
 {{L|''[Walks over to Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boys gotta eat.. Well you cant have any..}}
+{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat.. Well you can't have any..}}
 {{L|''[Walks Away]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!!}}
 {{L|''[Shakes butt at SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me.. youd have food.. shelter.. and a roaring fire.. But instead.. you listen to a talking clam..}}
+{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me.. you'd have food.. shelter.. and a roaring fire.. But instead.. you listen to a talking clam..}}
 {{L|''[Moves back to Club Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|That tells you NOTHING!! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky!! Hahaha!! Fall right out of the sky!!}}
 {{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dude!! Were falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load!!}}
+{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load!!}}
 {{L|''[Presses "Drop the Load" button. Drops picnic supplies ''[food]'' to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch!!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ahahahaha!!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey uhh SpongeBob.. that sure is a lot of food you got there..}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Its a gift from the Magic Conch..}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch..}}
 {{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh!! Smoked Sausages!! My favorite!!}}
 {{L|''[Reaches for them but Patrick sucks them in and eats them]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean Im still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean I'm still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club!! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if youll excuse me...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if you'll excuse me...}}
 {{L|''[Runs to table with all the food]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|What should I eat first? The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Why dont you ask.. The Magic Conch Squidward?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why don't you ask.. The Magic Conch Squidward?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like thatll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull table away]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Maybe hes not a brother.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe he's not a brother.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Patrick wide-eyed]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hehehe...you guys have it all wrong!! I love this little piece of plastic.}}
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 {{L|Magic Conch|Neither.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh. Well what about the soup?}}
-{{L|Magic Conch|I dont think so.}}
+{{L|Magic Conch|I don't think so.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Can I have anything to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean No? Im starving here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean No? I'm starving here!!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, lemme try. Magic Conch...can Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. can i have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. can I have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Walright!! ''[Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly]'' Sorry Squidward.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Could I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Cant you say anything else but no?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Can't you say anything else but no?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Try asking again.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward fumes...getting mad]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you alrightt?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you alright?}}
 {{L|''[Squidward still getting mad]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Maybe we could ask the shell if hes okay.}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? HELLO? Do you folks need some help?}}
 {{L|''[Cuts through kelp...seeing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Im SAVED!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm SAVED!!}}
 {{L|''[Runs over to Rescuer]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|You dont know how happy I am to see you.. Ive been stranded out here for weeks.. with these two barnacle heads.. and their Magic Conch Shell!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|You don't know how happy I am to see you.. I've been stranded out here for weeks.. with these two barnacle heads.. and their Magic Conch Shell!!}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Magic...Conch...Shell? ''[pulls out Magic Conch]'' YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? ''[with two big teeth]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch!! A club member!!}}