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{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[they do the victory screech again]]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[they do the victory screech again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And besides, we have ''this!''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And besides, we have ''this!''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls out a conch]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls out a conch]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! [starts walking away in kelp forest]'' Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Ohh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! Ahahaha! Ahahaha!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! [starts walking away in kelp forest]'' Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky!}}
{{L|''[Fist pumps in air. Sees SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? Ohhh... there's no way out of here.}}
{{L|''[Stick is thrown at Patrick's head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire]''}}
{{L|Squidward|How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?}}
{{L|''[Steps on bug]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Aahhhhh...}}
{{L|''[Throws bug onto pan then walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oooohh.. Doesn't that smell good SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days..}}
{{L|''[Walks over to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well you can't have any.}}
{{L|''[Walks Away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!}}
{{L|''[Shakes butt at SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listen to a talking clam...}}
{{L|''[Moves back to Club Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That tells you NOTHING! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky! Hahaha! Fall right out of the sky!}}
{{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load!}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load!}}

Revision as of 09:57, 20 October 2013