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 {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! ''[starts walking away in kelp forest]'' Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! ''[starts walking away in kelp forest]'' Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
-{{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
+{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies ''[food, blanket, table, plates, etc.]'' to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and drinks a can of soda, Patrick eats a turkey in one bite and drinks ketchup]''}}
-{{L|''[Presses "Drop the Load" button. Drops picnic supplies ''[food]'' to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}
-{{L|''[Squidward stares and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ahahahaha!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. ''[gasps]'' Oh! Smoked sausages! My favorite!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hey uhh SpongeBob.. that sure is a lot of food you got there..}}
+{{L|''[Smells them but Patrick sucks them in and Squidward's nose too. He pulls his nose out]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch..}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, ''[laughs]'' SpongeBob, I... you know I was just kidding around earlier and-and-and I-I-I mean I'm... I'm still part of the club, right? And... and-and-and-and-and after all, the-the club's gotta stick together, and I-I mean... you know, I-I, um... ''[stammers]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh! Smoked Sausages! My favorite!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
-{{L|''[Reaches for them but Patrick sucks them in and eats them]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yeah?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean I'm still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club! ''[victory screech]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if you'll excuse me...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[mimics the victory screech]'' Now, uh, if you'll excuse me... ''[runs to the table with all the food]'' All right... What shall I eat first? The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?}}
-{{L|''[Runs to table with all the food]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why don't you ask... the Magic Conch, Squidward?}}
-{{L|Squidward|What should I eat first? The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Why don't you ask.. The Magic Conch Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull table away]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The conch is the one who gave us this banquet. This copyrighted conch is the cornerstone of our organization.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Maybe he's not a brother.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' Maybe he's not a brother.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Patrick wide-eyed]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Squidward wide-eyed]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hey-he-he, you guys have it all wrong. I love this little piece of plastic.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[chuckles]'' Hey, y-you guys have it all wrong. I-I love this, uh, piece of plastic. ''[takes the Magic Conch from SpongeBob]'' Uh, hello there. Magic Conch, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?}}
-{{L|''[picks up Magic Conch]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hello there. Magic Conch, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Neither.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh. Well what about the soup?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh. Then how about the soup?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|I don't think so.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Could I have anything to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean "No"? I'm starving here!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean "no"? I'm starving here!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, lemme try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. could ''I'' have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hmm... Could ''I'' have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Alright! ''[Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly]'' Sorry Squidward.}}
+{{L|Patrick|All right! ''[vacuums in the sandwich and burps]'' Sorry, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes Magic Conch]'' Could I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No.}}
-{{L|''[Squidward fumes...getting mad]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward starts getting mad]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you alright?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you all right?}}
-{{L|''[Squidward still getting mad]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward shakes his head no uncontrollably]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Maybe we could ask the shell if he's okay.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? HELLO? Do you folks need some help?}}
 {{L|''[Cuts through kelp...seeing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward]''}}