Jump to content

Club SpongeBob/transcript: Difference between revisions

From SpongeBob Wiki
>Nicko756Bot
m updating cache, replaced: a}} → a}}
>Squiddleward
removed unnecessary nowiki tags
Line 41: Line 41:
{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The treehouse falls into the Kelp Forest]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The treehouse falls into the Kelp Forest]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''<nowiki>[they do the victory screech from "</nowiki>[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''[they do the victory screech from "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}}
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
Line 73: Line 73:
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load! ''<nowiki>[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies </nowiki>''[food, blanket, table, plates, etc.]''<nowiki> to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]</nowiki>''}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies'' [food, blanket, table, plates, etc.] ''to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and drinks a can of soda, Patrick eats a turkey in one bite and drinks ketchup. They laugh]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and drinks a can of soda, Patrick eats a turkey in one bite and drinks ketchup. They laugh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}

Revision as of 15:37, 25 October 2015