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{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The treehouse falls into the Kelp Forest]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The treehouse falls into the Kelp Forest]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''[they do the victory screech from "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''<nowiki>[they do the victory screech from "</nowiki>[[The Algae's Always Greener]]<nowiki>"]</nowiki>''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}}
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies [food, blanket, table, plates, etc.] to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''<nowiki>[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies [food, blanket, table, plates, etc.] to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]</nowiki>''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and drinks a can of soda, Patrick eats a turkey in one bite and drinks ketchup. They laugh]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and drinks a can of soda, Patrick eats a turkey in one bite and drinks ketchup. They laugh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}
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{{L|Forest Ranger|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? Hello?! ''[cuts through the kelp. He gasps and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward dirty]'' Do you folks need some help?}}
{{L|Forest Ranger|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? Hello?! ''[cuts through the kelp. He gasps and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward dirty]'' Do you folks need some help?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' I'm ''saved!'' ''[runs over to the forest ranger]'' You don't know how happy I am to see you. I have been stranded out here for weeks with-with-with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' I'm ''saved!'' ''[runs over to the forest ranger]'' You don't know how happy I am to see you. I have been stranded out here for weeks with-with-with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell!}}
{{L|Forest Ranger|Magic... Conch Shell? ''[pulls out a Magic Conch Shell]'' You mean like this?! ''[says this with two big teeth]''}}
{{L|Forest Ranger|Magic... Conch Shell? ''[pulls out a Magic Conch Shell]'' You mean like this?! ''[says this while cross-eyed and having two big teeth]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch! A club member!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch! A club member!}}
{{L|Forest Ranger|''[victory screech]''}}
{{L|Forest Ranger|''[victory screech]''}}

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