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{{L|Squidward|There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. ''[starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]''}} | {{L|Squidward|There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. ''[starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall tree with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wey, wook. It's Widward! | {{L|SpongeBob|Wey, wook. It's Widward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What?}} | {{L|Squidward|What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Widward's woing to work. | {{L|SpongeBob|Widward's woing to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab? | {{L|Patrick|Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?}} | {{L|Squidward|What's that supposed to be-- some kind of stupid secret code?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh? Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh? Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What did he say?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[whispering to Spongebob]'' What did he say?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. Something about his nose?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering to Patrick]''I don't know. Something about his nose?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[sticks his head out of the "Club Tree" and talks to Squidward]'' Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, what do you two zeros know about fitting in? ''[takes off his hat and starts to climb the | {{L|Squidward|Oh, what do you two zeros know about fitting in? ''[takes off his hat and starts to climb the "Club Tree"]'' Why, you should be begging me to join!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward, no, no, no! Stop! No, no, no, stop, please, please! Stop, Squidward! You can't join! You can't join! Can't join! You can't get in!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward, no, no, no! Stop! No, no, no, stop, please, please! Stop, Squidward! You can't join! You can't join! Can't join! You can't get in!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward | {{L|''[Squidward grunts as he tries to get in the "Club Tree"]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is stupid. There's no room up here!}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, this is stupid. There's no room up here!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's what we've been trying to tell you!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's what we've been trying to tell you!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since you're here, Squidward, we'll give you the new member initiation. Are you ready, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, since you're here, Squidward, we'll give you the new member initiation. Are you ready, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ready!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ready!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|Spongebob and Patrick|''[singing]'' Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squid...! }} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Shut your half-wit pieholes! ''[grabs a tree beside the tree holding up the "Club Tree" and pulls it while the other tree is going down]'' I do not ''now,'' nor will I ''ever,'' want to be a member of your stupid club! ''[gets to the floor but the tree snaps and the tree holding up the "Club Tree" flings back very fast and the treehouse flies off it. He starts screaming]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Shut your half-wit pieholes! ''[grabs a tree beside the tree holding up the | |||
{{L|Nancy|Whoa!}} | {{L|Nancy|Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}} | {{L|Frank|Make a wish, honey.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The | {{L|''[Squidward continues screaming. The "Club Tree" falls into the Kelp Forest]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''[they do the victory screech from | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Again! Oh, yeah! Again! ''<nowiki>[they do the victory screech from </nowiki>[[The Algae's Always Greener]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no. That didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What happened?}} | {{L|Patrick|What happened?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob shrugs. Squidward runs around the | {{L|''[SpongeBob shrugs. Squidward runs around the "Club Tree"]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Where are we? We're lost! There's no way out! Stuck... in the middle of nowhere... with SpongeBob and Patrick!}} | {{L|Squidward|Where are we? We're lost! There's no way out! Stuck... in the middle of nowhere... with SpongeBob and Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward who starts crying]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward who starts crying]''}} | ||
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{{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|The shell has spoken!}} | {{L|Patrick|The shell has spoken!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do | {{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do nothing!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down doing nothing]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down doing nothing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies | {{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers and | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. They laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. ''[gasps]'' Oh! Smoked sausages! My favorite! ''[smells them but Patrick sucks them in and Squidward's nose too. He pulls his nose out]'' Uh, hey, uh, ''[laughs]'' SpongeBob, I... | {{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. ''[gasps]'' Oh! Smoked sausages! My favorite! ''[smells them but Patrick sucks them in and Squidward's nose too. He pulls his nose out]'' Uh, hey, uh, ''[laughs]'' SpongeBob, I...you know I was just kidding around earlier and-and-and I-I-I mean I'm... I'm still part of the club, right? And... and-and-and-and-and after all, the-the club's gotta stick together, and I-I mean... you know, I-I, um... ''[stammers]'' ''[While he is saying all this, SpongeBob is eating a cookie and is drinking a glass of orange juice]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Umm...uh..yeah?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club! ''[victory screech]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club! ''[victory screech]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Could I have anything to eat?}} | {{L|Squidward|Could I have anything to eat?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean | {{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean no? I'm starving here!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hmm... Could | {{L|Patrick|Hmm... Could I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|All right! ''[vacuums in the sandwich and burps]'' Sorry, Squidward.}} | {{L|Patrick|All right! ''[vacuums in the sandwich and burps]'' Sorry, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes Magic Conch]'' | {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes Magic Conch]'' Can I have something to eat?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|No.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Can't you say anything else but no?}} | {{L|Squidward|Can't you say anything else but no?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|Try asking again.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|Try asking again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Can I have something to eat?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[asks politely with a grin on his face]''Can I have something to eat?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No | {{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward starts getting enraged]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward starts getting enraged]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you all right?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you all right?}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward shakes his head uncontrollably]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward shakes his head uncontrollably]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.}} | {{L|Patrick|Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.}} | ||
{{L|Forest Ranger|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? Hello?! ''[cuts through the kelp. He gasps and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward dirty]'' Do you folks need some help?}} | {{L|Kelp Forest Ranger|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? Hello?! ''[cuts through the kelp. He gasps and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward dirty]'' Do you folks need some help?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' I'm ''saved!'' ''[runs over to the forest ranger]'' You don't know how happy I am to see you. I have been stranded out here for weeks with-with-with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' I'm ''saved!'' ''[runs over to the forest ranger]'' You don't know how happy I am to see you. I have been stranded out here for weeks with-with-with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell!}} | ||
{{L|Forest Ranger|Magic... Conch Shell? ''[pulls out a Magic Conch Shell]'' You mean like this?! ''[says this while cross-eyed and having two big teeth]''}} | {{L|Kelp Forest Ranger|Magic... Conch Shell? ''[pulls out a Magic Conch Shell]'' You mean like this?! ''[says this while cross-eyed and having two big teeth]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch! A club member!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch! A club member!}} | ||
{{L|Forest Ranger|''[victory screech]''}} | {{L|Kelp Forest Ranger|''[victory screech]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[victory screech]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[victory screech]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[dumbstruck]'' Abra | {{L|Squidward|''[dumbstruck]'' Abra.}} | ||
{{L|Forest Ranger|My conch told me to come save you guys.}} | {{L|Kelp Forest Ranger|My conch told me to come save you guys.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick and Forest Ranger|Hooray for the magic conches!}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick and Kelp Forest Ranger|Hooray for the magic conches!}} | ||
{{L|Forest Ranger|All right, Magic Conch... what do we do now?}} | {{L|Kelp Forest Ranger|All right, Magic Conch... what do we do now?}} | ||
{{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}} | {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Forest Ranger|All hail the Magic Conch! ''[they sit down doing nothing. Squidward, still dumbstruck, moves in between them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kelp Forest Ranger|All hail the Magic Conch! ''[they sit down doing nothing. Squidward, still dumbstruck, moves in between them]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All hail the magic conch! ''[sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the | {{L|Squidward|All hail the magic conch! ''[sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Kelp Forest Ranger]''}} | ||
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