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 {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[steps on a bug]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. He begins to run fast and scared while panting]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[spots a bug running around so he steps on it]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! ''[stirs the pan]'' As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
 {{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. They laugh]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly. The bug gets up, hits him with the stick, and runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. They laugh]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Why don't you ask... the Magic Conch, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward prepares to eat but SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The conch is the one who gave us this banquet. This copyrighted conch is the cornerstone of our organization.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' Maybe he's not a brother.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oh. Then how about the soup?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|I don't think so.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Could I have anything to eat?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[becomes annoyed]'' Could I have anything to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
 {{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean no? I'm starving here!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Can't you say anything else but no?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Try asking again.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[asks politely with a grin on his face]'' Can I have something to eat?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[asks excitedly with a grin on his face]'' Can I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|''[in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone]'' No.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward starts getting enraged]''}}