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 {{L|Patrick|''[whispering to SpongeBob]'' What did he say?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering to Patrick]'' I don't know. Something about his nose?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[sticks his head out of the "Clubhouse" and talks to Squidward]'' Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sticks his head out of the "Clubhouse" and talks to Squidward]'' Squidward, you and your nose will definitely ''not'' fit in.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, what do you two zeros know about fitting in? ''[takes off his hat and starts to climb up the "Clubhouse"]'' Why, you should be begging me to join!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward, no, no, no! Stop! No, no, no, stop, please, please! Stop, Squidward! You can't join! You can't join! Can't join! You can't get in!}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward who starts crying]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why-y-y-y?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, cheer up, Squid, it could be worse.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.}}
 {{L|''[camera cuts to Squidward's big-nosed and bald head, which deflates]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well... this is the end. ''[head falls on the ground]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not, Squidward.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not, Squidward!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Ohhh! The Magic Conch Shell! Ask it something! Ask it something!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? ''[pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch]''}}
-{{L|Magic Conch|Maybe someday.}}
+{{L|Magic Conch|Maybe, someday.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]'' Oooohhhh!}}
 {{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, we must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. The club always takes its advice before we do anything.}}
 {{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch Shell, what do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest? [pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch Shell. What do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest? [pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch]''}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
 {{L|Patrick|The shell has spoken!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. Later, he begins to run fast and grows scared and starts panting rapidly]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm ''free!'' Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh... ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[spots a bug running around so he steps on it]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! ''[stirs the pan]'' As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. Later, he begins to run fast and grows scared and starts panting rapidly]'' What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Ohh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm FREE!! Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick!! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Ohhh, ''[falls on the ground]'' there's no way out of here... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[spots a bug running around so he steps on it]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! ''[stirs the pan]'' As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky. ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky. ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
+{{L|Scooter|DUDE! We're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly. The bug gets up, hits him with the stick, and runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. They laugh and Squidward goes to them]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}}