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'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup! | '''Mr. Krabs''': Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup! | ||
'''SpongeBob''': At this point it would be ketchuping up the water. | '''SpongeBob''': At this point it would be ketchuping up the water. | ||
'''Mr. Krabs''': Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya? | ||
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''[Pete goes down to his knees]'' | ''[Pete goes down to his knees]'' | ||
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's wrong with Pete? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's wrong with Pete? He's not working! | ||
'''Spongebob''': Maybe Pete is just tired. | |||
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work. | |||
'''Spongebob''': Well I don't know Mr. Krabs, i guess it might affect his productivity- | |||
'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[gasps]'' No! Not his productivity! | |||
'''Spongebob''': Hey, maybe if Pete can go on a picnic like the Patty family we might be rested and happy and more productive then ever! | |||
'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[louder gasp]'' No! Not leaving the work place for PLEASURE! | |||
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Transcript
[The episode starts off with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab. Food items shaped into a picnic are put on the grill. SpongeBob starts speaking in their voices.]
Herb (SpongeBob): Sure is a nice day for a picnic.
Loretta (SpongeBob): Oh Herb! It's like a second honeymoon!
Herb (SpongeBob): Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disc around!
Timmy (SpongeBob): C'mon and throw it, sis!
Sally (SpongeBob): I just wanna say I'm gonna be real sad when you go off to college.
[Sally plops onto the grill.]
Timmy (SpongeBob): Oh Sally, don't be such a goop! (sobbing) You know... i'll always be your big brother! (sniff)
[SpongeBob starts crying and the tears drip on the grill]
Loretta (SpongeBob): Is it starting to rain?
Herb (SpongeBob): Nothing can spoil this perfect day!
Sally (SpongeBob): What's the matter big brother got something in your eye?
Timmy (SpongeBob): Yeah... that's it... that must be it...
Sally (SpongeBob): Ha haw, who's the goof now because here it comes!
[SpongeBob makes Sally throw the disc/pickle]
Squidward: Oh, what now? I don- WHAT THE-
[The pickle lands in Squidward's face, causing Squidward not to see]
Squidward: AHH! PICKLE JUICE! Oh, my eye!
[Squidward tries to grab something to make him see again, but instead picks up the hot sauce and squirts it in his eye. This causes his eye to make a fire]
Squidward: AHHHHHH!
Mr. Krabs: I smell something burning...
Squidward: Yeah. Probably my eye...
Mr. Krabs: Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.
[Mr. Krabs blows the extinguisher in his face]
Squidward: You missed a spot.
[Mr. Krabs flashes it in his face three times. He walks into the kitchen and sees what SpongeBob is doing. He then blows the extinguisher on Herb, Loretta, Timmy, and Sally.]
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune's tail fin is going on in here, boy?
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little food friends Herb and Loretta! These are their kids Timmy and Sally.
Mr. Krabs: Mhm. Sounds to me like you're wasting my precious ingredients! Listen SpongeBob, just because there isn't any customers doesn't mean you can't do SOMETHING productive.
SpongeBob: Like what, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup!
SpongeBob: At this point it would be ketchuping up the water.
Mr. Krabs: Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya?
Spongebob: Huh, well I can try, Here's a little worker. We'll call him Pete.
Mr. Krabs: Ohhohohohoo! Hi Pete!
[Pete goes down to his knees]
Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's wrong with Pete? He's not working!
Spongebob: Maybe Pete is just tired.
Mr. Krabs: Well now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work.
Spongebob: Well I don't know Mr. Krabs, i guess it might affect his productivity-
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] No! Not his productivity!
Spongebob: Hey, maybe if Pete can go on a picnic like the Patty family we might be rested and happy and more productive then ever!
Mr. Krabs: [louder gasp] No! Not leaving the work place for PLEASURE!