Company Picnic/transcript

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• [The episode starts off with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab. Food items shaped into a picnic are put on the grill. SpongeBob starts speaking in their voices.]
• Herb (SpongeBob): Sure is a nice day for a picnic.
• Loretta (SpongeBob): Oh Herb! It's like a second honeymoon!
• Herb (SpongeBob): Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disc around!
• Timmy (SpongeBob): C'mon and throw it, sis!
• Sally (SpongeBob): I just wanna say I'm gonna be real sad when you go off to college.
• [Sally plops onto the grill.]
• Timmy (SpongeBob): Oh Sally, don't be such a goop! (sobbing) You know... i'll always be your big brother! [sniffles]
• [SpongeBob starts crying and the tears drip on the grill]
• Loretta (SpongeBob): Is it starting to rain?
• Herb (SpongeBob): Nothing can spoil this perfect day!
• Sally (SpongeBob): What's the matter big brother got something in your eye?
• Timmy (SpongeBob): Yeah... that's it... that must be it...
• Sally (SpongeBob): Ha haw, who's the goof now because here it comes!
• [SpongeBob makes Sally throw the disc/pickle]
• Squidward: Oh, what now? I don- WHAT THE-
• [The pickle lands in Squidward's face, causing Squidward not to see]
• Squidward: AHH! PICKLE JUICE! Oh, my eye!
• [Squidward tries to grab something to make him see again, but instead picks up the hot sauce and squirts it in his eye. This causes his eye to catch fire]
• Squidward: AHHHHHH!
• Mr. Krabs: I smell something burning...
• Squidward: Yeah. Probably my eye...
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.
• [Mr. Krabs blows the extinguisher in his face]
• Squidward: You missed a spot.
• [Mr. Krabs flashes it in his face three times. He walks into the kitchen and sees what SpongeBob is doing. He then blows the extinguisher on Herb, Loretta, Timmy, and Sally.]
• Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune's tail fin is going on in here, boy?
• SpongeBob: Oh, I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little food friends Herb and Loretta! These are their kids Timmy and Sally.
• Mr. Krabs: Mhm. Sounds to me like you're wasting my precious ingredients! Listen SpongeBob, just because there isn't any customers doesn't mean you can't do SOMETHING productive.
• SpongeBob: Like what, Mr. Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs: Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup!
• SpongeBob: At this point it would be ketchuping up the water.
• Mr. Krabs: Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya?
• SpongeBob: Huh, well I can try, Here's a little worker. We'll call him Pete.
• Mr. Krabs: Ohhohohohoo! Hi Pete!
• [Pete droops a bit]
• Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's wrong with Pete? He's not working!
• SpongeBob: Maybe Pete is just tired.
• Mr. Krabs: Well now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work.
• SpongeBob: Well I don't know Mr. Krabs, i guess it might affect his productivity-
• Mr. Krabs: [gasps] No! Not his productivity!
• SpongeBob: Hey, maybe if Pete can go on a picnic like the Patty family, he might be rested and happy and more productive then ever!
• Mr. Krabs: [louder gasp] No! Not leaving the workplace for PLEASURE!

Music

( ‣ ) Production music

( • ) Original music

( ◦ ) SpongeBob music

 ‣ SpongeBob History Song - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [title card]
 ‣ Sailor's Sting 10 - Michael Bolger and Nicolas Carr [opening at Krusty Krab]
 ‣ Monster Bug (a) - Gregor Narholz [pickle flies into Squidward's eye]
 ‣ House of Horror V - William Farran [Squidward screams]
 ‣ Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer [Krabs with fire extinguisher]
 ‣ Steel Sting (f) - Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs sprays Squidward]
 ‣ Cartoon Sting 8 - Barry Anthony [SpongeBob's food friends]
 ‣ Unknown Hawaiian Sting (q) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Hey, what's wrong with Pete?"]
 ‣ Peg Leg Waltz - Nicolas Carr, Michael Bolger and Sage Guyton [Krabs cooking food]
 ‣ Armed Attack - Jean Clero ["The man whose mission was to make my life a living nightmare."]
 ‣ Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney ["They called him... Captain Scarfish!"]
 ‣ Armed Attack - Jean Clero [SpongeBob screams]
 ‣ ? - Sea cucumber sandwich
 ‣ Break In - Harry Lubin ["This is the Navy, son!"]
 ‣ Steel Sting (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["You were transporting suntan lotion?]
 ‣ Guerilla Warfare - Harry Bluestone [ship heads into pirate territory/Scarfish orders Krabs to cook terrible food]
 ‣ Sailor's Sting 15 (1) - Michael Bolger and Nicolas Carr [Krabs serves slop]
 ‣ Steel Sting (g) - Jeremy Wakefield ["...bad"]
 ‣ Funeral March (Otto Sieben) - Otto Sieben ["Sorry, boys"]
 ‣ Sword Fight (Sam Fonteyn) - Sam Fonteyn ["Oh, I can't stand it!"]
 ‣ The Silver Blade - Ilona Sekacz ["I don't care what that captain says."]
 ‣ Guerilla Warfare - Harry Bluestone [Scarfish enters/flaming cherries jubilee]
 ‣ Nude Sting - Nicolas Carr [Scarfish's head on fire]
 ‣ Sailor's Sting 16 - Michael Bolger and Nicolas Carr [Krabs locked up]
 ‣ ? - Nicolas Carr and Barry Anthony [First guard plays clarinet]
 ‣ Gator - Steve Belfer [second guard plays with toy boat]
 ‣ Slinky Panther Pants - Nicolas Carr [Krabs makes a key out of cotton candy]
 ‣ Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton and Jeremy Wakefield [second guard eats cotton candy]
 ‣ Spongeburglar - Nicolas Carr ["This was me chance to use me sweet key to freedom."]
 ‣ Nautical Fantacy - William Trytel ["I'd be in violation of the naval code."]
 ‣ Buccaneer Overture - David Arkenstone [pirates attack]
 ‣ Sword Fight (Sam Fonteyn) - Sam Fonteyn [pirates preparing to board the vessel]
 ‣ Enemy Sighted - Sam Fonteyn ["Do as he says, Captain."]
 ‣ Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr ["That's it!"]
 ‣ A Pirate's Life for Me (a) - Ron Goodwin [firing moldy crusts from cannon]
 ‣ Pirate Ship - David Farnon [guard checks on captain]
 ‣ Sword Fight (Sam Fonteyn) - Sam Fonteyn [guard cuts suntan lotion barrel open]
 ‣ Sword Fight Alt. End - Sam Fonteyn ["Huzzah for Mr. Krabs!"]
 ‣ Sword Fight (Sam Fonteyn) - Sam Fonteyn [sunburn brigade traps pirates in a net]
 ‣ ? [pirate queen locked up]
 ‣ Drunken Sailor A - Nicolas Carr [ending]