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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out from his house, opens his mailbox then sticks his claw into it.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to scene to show Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh SpongeBob this sounds plumb good to be true!" ''[Science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh SpongeBob this sounds too good to be true!" ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Larry lifting weights]''}}
{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' Um... "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' Um... "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mrs. Puff at boating school]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''(Gasps as she reads postcard]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[Laughs]'' Oh! ehem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[Gasps as she reads postcard]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[Laughs]'' Oh! ehem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome friends! Please come in!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome friends! Please come in!}}
{{L|''[The gang walks in]''}}
{{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
{{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
{{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
{{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
{{L|Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, Sandy, Squidward, and Pearl|I knew it was too good to be true!}}
 
{{L|''[Patrick then bursts through the crowd]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward and Pearl''': I knew it was too good to be true!
{{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone.}}
*''[Patrick bursts through the crowd]''
{{L|''[Plankton starts to exit, but Larry steps on him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy all squishing him while grumbling.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out.]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
{{L|''[A slide of Patrick appears on the screen next to the wall.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha!}}
*'''Plankton:''' That does it—I'm gone.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I've seen enough.}}
 
{{L|''[They start leaving while Sandy is angry]''}}
*''[Plankton starts to exit, but Larry the Lobster steps on him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy all squishing him while grumbling.]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Come back! ''[Moves projector]'' See, it's Patrick!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey! It's me!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out.]''
{{L|Squidward|Why is it all orange and blurry?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Where?}}
*''[A slide of Patrick appears on the screen, but it's mostly on the wall.]''
{{L|Squidward|See, right there on the entire thing!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob:Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha!
{{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've seen enough. ''[They start leaving now when Sandy is angry]''
{{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then lick his lips.]'' There we go...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! Come back! ''[Moves projector]'' See, its Patrick!
{{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Probably because I have.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Hey! It's me!
{{L|Patrick|Have what?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Been waiting.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Why is it all orange and blurry?
{{L|Patrick|''[Breathing heavily]'' Wait... you mean so... What?}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob Throws camera behind him and then gasps]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Where?
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! They're here!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBobs' parents pull up in their station wagon. Harold pokes his head out of the window.]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' See, right there on the entire thing!
{{L|Harold|Good morning son, are you ready to head out?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You bet!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!
{{L|Margaret|SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind! ''[points to Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not a luggage, that's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}}
*''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''
{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}}
 
{{L|Margaret|Your father's right son!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.
{{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth then lick his lips.]'' There we go...
{{L|Patrick|''[As SpongeBob pulls out a map]'' You brought homework?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, it's a brochure detailing all the fun we'll have at our final destination! ''[opens brochure]'' The Great Barrier Reef! See? there's a huge assortment of slides, and trampolines...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my ''ENTIRE LIFE'' to go on this trip!
{{L|Patrick|''[Drooling]'' And forts...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|And ropes to swing on...}}
*'''Patrick:''' "Really? Why is that?"
{{L|Patrick|''[Still drooling]'' And forts.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|And a water park! ''[Camera zooms out, pans to Patrick drooling on map.]'' Oh wait, that's just where you drooled on it. ''[Closes brochure]'' I can't wait to get there! How about you?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' "Probably because I have."
{{L|Patrick|No, I can't.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With his eyes closed]'' Yeah...}}
*'''Patrick:''' "Have what?"
{{L|Patrick|''[Sweating]'' No, I mean I really can't. ''[Shouting]'' I've been in this confined space for too long, somebody help! ''[bangs on the car windows]'' Get me out of here!}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to the car driving on the ride with Patrick silently banging on the window.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' "Been waiting."
{{L|Harold|Alright boys, alright, turn down the volume back there.}}
 
{{L|Margaret|''[Turns to face the backseat]'' I have an idea! Why don't we play a road game to pass the time?}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[Breathing heavily]'' "Wait... you mean so... what?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
 
{{L|Maragaret|Anybody know any?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[Throws camera behind him then gasps]'' "Patrick! They're here!"
{{L|Patrick|''[Raises hand frantically]'' Oh! Oh! Oh! Hide and seek! ''[Patrick dives under the passenger seat.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, why does he get to go first?}}
*''[SpongeBobs parents pull up in their station wagon. Harold pokes his head out the window.]''
{{L|Harold|''[Singing]'' "And she threw it all away..."}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
*'''Harold:''' "Good morning son, are you ready to head out?"
{{L|Harold|''[Screams)'' Egad!}}
 
{{L|''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for the Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car then goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and bounces off of the BassCar 400. It flies above the stadium, and flies down into a speaker]]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "You bet!"
{{L|Announcer|There's the green flag, and the race... Is underway!}}
 
{{L|''[The wagon then crashes around the track as it crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, then the stadium guardrails, thus leaving the stadium. The car then leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits a cow that jumps over the moon, causing it to land on the moon. The wagon then falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of mountains, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Margaret sit, staring into space.]''}}
*'''Margaret''': "SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind!" ''[points to Patrick]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Singing]'' Road. Road. Road. Road. ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughs]'' :That's not a luggage; that's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?"
{{L|SpongeBob|When I'm on the road...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Road. Road.}}
*'''Harold:''' "Well, shake a leg boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!"
{{L|SpongeBob|I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Road. Road.}}
*'''Margaret:''' "Your father's right son!"
{{L|SpongeBob|I got a bug in my eye! When I'm on the road...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like clear skies ahead!}}
*'''Harold:''' ''[Muttering]'' "They know I'm right..."
{{L|SpongeBob|When I'm on the road...}}
 
{{L|Harold|Please stop touching my head.}}
*''[Cuts to the family driving.]''
{{L|Patrick|Road! Road! Road!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's all sing the road sooooong... ''[claps]'' I want to sing it all day long! Let's all sing the road song ''[claps]'' Let's all siiiing along.}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[as SpongeBob pulls out a map]'' "You brought homework?"
{{L|Patrick|Road road road road road road rooooad.}}
 
{{L|''[The song ends abruptly when fire starts on the wagon's engine. Scene cuts to show the car from the outside.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' "No Patrick, it's a brochure detailing all the fun we'll have at our final destination! ''[opens brochure]'' The Great Barrier Reef! See? there's a huge assortment of slides, and trampolines..."
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... Anyone else know any good road tunes?}}
 
{{L|''[Scene cuts to everyone pushing the car, and Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not.]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[Drooling]'' "And forts..."
{{L|SpongeBob|How much farther to the nearest service station?}}
 
{{L|Harold|Probably pretty far son.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' "And ropes to swing on..."
{{L|''[Scene cuts to show a road sign that shows the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess you're right!}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[Still drooling]'' "And ''forts''."
{{L|''[Everyone continues to push the car, cuts to them at a service station. A mechanic is working on the engine.]''}}
 
{{L|Harold|So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' "And a water park!" (Camera zooms out, pans to Patrick drooling on map.) "Oh wait, that's just where you drooled on it." (Closes brochure) I can't wait to get there! How about you?"
{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, youse broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you've got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
 
{{L|Margaret|And what does all that mean?}} 
*'''Patrick:''' "No, I can't."
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well little missy, in technical terms... If she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
 
{{L|''[Margaret and Harold stare blankly.]''}} 
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[With his eyes closed]'' "Yeah..."
{{L|Harold|Uh-huh. ''[Cough]'' Oh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
 
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well now that depends... How much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing.]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[Sweating]'' "No, I mean I really can't." ''[Shouting]'' "I've been in this confined space for too long; somebody help! ''[bangs on the car windows]'' Get me out of here!" ''[Cuts to the car driving on the ride with Patrick silently banging on the window.]''
{{L|Patrick|''[Laughing]'' How much time? ''[All stare at Patrick angrily]'' Not funny.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob takes a picture]'' Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Walks to an outhouse and opens the door]'' Come on!}}
*'''Harold''': "Alright boys, alright, turn down the volume back there."
{{L|''[Scene cuts to everyone in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Man, am I bored.}}
*'''Margaret''': (Turns to face the backseat) "I have an idea! Why don't we play a road game to pass the time?"
{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I'm... beyord.}}
 
{{L|Margaret|''[Looking out window]'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Yeah!!!"
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering ''Playground!''. They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
*'''Margaret''': "Anybody know any?"
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Shaking head]'' Mm Mm. This looks more like a gray-ground. ''[Cuts to the swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture]''}}
 
{{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
*'''Patrick''': (Raises hand frantically) "Oh! Oh! Oh! Hide and seek!" (Patrick dives under the passenger seat.)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Turns to Margaret) Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
 
{{L|Margaret|Have fun! ''[Walks away]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Hey, why does he get to go first?"
{{L|Patrick|Well this is a nasty turn of events.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
*'''Harold''': (Singing) "And she threw it all away..."
{{L|Patrick|''[Crosses arms]'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You did? How?}}
*'''Patrick''': (Flies into windshield) "Okay find me!" 
{{L|Patrick|''[Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, he reaches into his pocket]'' Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! ''[Sprays remaining cheese fizz into his mouth before running out]'' Darn! It's almost empty!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking towards see-saw]'' Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. ''[Jumps onto see-saw while fake laughing]'' This is fun! Hey Patrick, you gotta try thi-''[SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.]''}}
*'''Harold''': (Screams) "Egad!"
{{L|Patrick|''[Spraying Cheese Fizz into his mouth]'' Huh? ''[Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into]'' SpongeBob were you talking to me? ''[SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud]'' I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from... this direction... SpongeBob where are you?! ''[SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Patrick.}}
*(Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escelator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and bounces off of the [[BassCar 400]] . The car flies above the stadium, flies down into a speaker,
{{L|Patrick|Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! ''[Looking around]'' Huh ''[Puts his hands on his hips]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Pokes Patrick]'' Uh, Patrick I'm right here.}}
*'''Announcer''' "There's the green flag, And the race... Is underway!"
{{L|Patrick|''[Looks at SpongeBob]'' Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I was on this see-saw-}}
(The wagon then crashes around the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, Then the stadium guardrails, Thus exiting the stadium. exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, Causing it to land on the moon. the wagon then falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of mountains, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.)
{{L|Patrick|''[Yelling]'' SLIDE! ''[Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down the slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, do you need help?}}
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Margaret sit, staring into space.)
{{L|Patrick|''[Walks up to SpongeBob with the side still stuck]'' Huh? With this slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. ''[Patrick stands motionless for a second]'' I HATE YOU SLIDE! ''[Pulls the slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand]'' Oh, sorry SpongeBob. ''[Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Wobbles back up]'' Hey look, a swing set! ''[Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up]'' Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. ''[SpongeBob swings on the swing set]'' Weee... Hey, this is almost like being at the Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "...Maybe we should just sing the road song."
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[Patrick sits motionless on swing]'' It's not working.}}
---
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Swinging]'' Go back and forth like this. ''[Patrick starts swinging]'' There you go! Now you're getting into the... SWING of things! ''[Laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Starts laughing]'' Hey, watch me go! OH! ''[Patrick breaks the swing set and flies off, screaming]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' "''Road. Road. Road. Road. (Continues for rest of song)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Rolls into fence, breaks it, and starts falling down a slide]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''''' When I'm on the road...''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! I'm coming! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle]'' ...Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Muffled]'' SpongeBob?}}
*'''Patrick: '''''Road. Road.''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not okay.}}
*'''''SpongeBob: '''I see stuff going by. ''''When I'm on the road...'''''
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No. I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide and slide back down]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''''Road. Road. ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Something tells me that is a one-way drain.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''I got a bug in my eye! ''''When I'm on the road...'''''
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Groaning]'' How long have we been walking here, Patrick?}}
*'''Margaret:''''' "Looks like clear skies ahead!"''
{{L|Patrick|Well, that depends on who you ask.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''''' "When I'm on the road..."''
{{L|Patrick|Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.}} 
 
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
*'''Harold:''''' "Please stop touching my head."''
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you getting hun-gry?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! How'd you know?}}
*'''Patrick: '''''Road! Road! Road!''
{{L|SpongeBob|I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''''' "Let's all sing the road sooooong... (Clap Clap!) ''''I want to sing it all day long! ''''Let's all sing the road song (Clap Clap!) ''''Let's all siiiing aaaaaalooooooooooooooooooong"'''''
{{L|SpongeBob|It couldn't?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope! I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}
*'''''Patrick: '''Road road road road road road roooooooaaaaddd...''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard- ''[Monster growls once again]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
---
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry, and puts in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, and body turns purple]'' not eat!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick eating Kelp Kake]'' Thanks for the warning.}}
*(Song ends abruptly when fire starts on the wagon's engine. Cuts to show car from the outside.)
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, where did you get ''[Pulls out needle, pops self]'' the Kelp Kake?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|From the vending machine! ''[Camera pans to vending machine]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Um... anyone else know any good road tunes?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh...}}
 
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
*(Cut to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.)
{{L|Patrick|Was it your stomach that time too?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "How much farther to the nearest service station?"
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick start running away. A small creature appears and makes loud growling noises]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's getting closer! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall off the cliff]'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
*'''Harold''': "Probably pretty far son."
{{L|Patrick|Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary!}} 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm too young to be digested! ''[Jumps onto Patrick, crying]''}}
*(Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."
{{L|Patrick|Wait SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You do?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Oh, I guess you're right!"
{{L|Patrick|I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Rodger!}}
*(Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station. Mechanic working on engine.)
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of the cliff]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, now what?}}
*'''Harold''': "So, uh, how's it lookin'?"
{{L|Patrick|I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!}}
 
{{L|''[Both screaming]''}}
*'''Service Station Worker''': (Pointing to objects in car) "Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, youse broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you've got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line."
{{L|Patrick|Well I hope that monsters carrying some syrup!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah because if he eats us he's having pancakes for lunch!}}
*'''Margaret''': "And what does all that mean?" 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on another plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh with heavy breath while looking over the plant's edge]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we did it!}}
*'''Service Station Worker''': "Well little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!"
{{L|Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick cheer "We're not gonna be eaten!" in sync]''}}
*(Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.) 
{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick?}}
*'''Harold''': "Uh-huh. (cough) Oh. So what are we looking at time wise?"
{{L|Patrick|All this not being eaten is making me hungry.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry. Once we get to the Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!}}'''
*'''Service Station Worker''': "Well now that depends... how much time ya got?!" (Service Station Worker starts laughing.)
{{L|Both|Alright!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Now put 'em there, Patrick!}}
*'''Patrick''': (Laughing) "How much time? (All stare at Patrick angrily.) "Not funny."
{{L|Patrick|Put 'em there!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Because your hands feel kind of- ''[Screaming]''}}
*(SpongeBob takes a picture.) "Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! (Walks to outhouse. Opens door.) Come on!"
{{L|Patrick|Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use. ''[Monster appears behind Patrick. SpongeBob panics]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh come on Spongebob, don't leave me hanging here! ...Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?}}
*(Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second. ''[Takes picture]'' Okay now. }}
 
{{L|''[Both screaming and running. SpongeBob and Patrick fall, and Patrick grabs onto SpongeBobs legs]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Man, am I bored."
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''[Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating]'' Our best possible course of action!}}
*'''Patrick''': "I am beyond bored. I'm... beyord."
 
*'''Margaret''': (Looking out window) "Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?"
 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering ''Playground!!''. They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Not the most colorful playground I've seen."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Shaking head.) "Mm Mm. This looks more like a gray-ground." (Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob take a picture.)
 
*'''Margaret''': "Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Turns to Margaret) "Actually this place seems a little bit-"
 
*'''Margaret''': "Have fun!" (Walks away)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Well this is a nasty turn of events."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "You're preaching to the choir, Patrick."
 
*'''Patrick''': (Crosses arms) "I knew it was gonna happen, too."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "You did? How?"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, reaches into pocket) "Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! (Sprays remaining cheese fizz into mouth before running out.) Darn! It's almost empty!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Walking towards see-saw) "Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. (Jumps onto see-saw while fake laughing.) This is fun! Hey Patrick, you Gotta try thi- (SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.) 
 
*'''Patrick''': (Spraying Cheese Fizz into mouth) "Huh? (Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into.) SpongeBob were you talking to me? (SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud) I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from... this direction... SpongeBob where are you?!" (SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Hey Patrick."
 
*'''Patrick''': "Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! (Looking around) Huh." (Puts hands on hips)
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''(Pokes Patrick) "Uh, Patrick I'm right here."
 
*'''Patrick''': (Looks at SpongeBob) "Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Well, I was on this see-saw-"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Yelling) "'''SLIDE!'''" (Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick, do you need help?"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Walks up to SpongeBob with side still stuck) "Huh? With this slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. (Patrick stands motionless for a second. I HATE YOU SLIDE!!! (Pull slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand.) Oh, sorry SpongeBob." (Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him.)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Wobbles back up) "Hey look, a swingset! (Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up) Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. (SpongeBob swings on swingset.) "Weee... Hey, this is almost like being at The Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick." 
 
*'''Patrick''': "Okay. (Patrick sits motionless on swing.) "It's not working."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Swinging) "Go back and forth like this. (Patrick starts swinging) There you go! Now you're getting into the... SWING of things!" (Laughing)
 
*'''Patrick''': (Starts laughing) "Hey, watch me go! OHHH!!" (Patrick breaks the swingset and flies off, screaming) 
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick?"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Rolls into fence, breaking it and starts falling down a slide)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick! I'm coming! (SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle) ...Patrick?"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Muffled) SpongeBob?
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick! Are you okay?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "No, I'm not okay."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "You're not?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "No. I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide and slide back down)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Something tells me that is a one-way drain."
 
*(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Groaning) "How long have we been walking here, Patrick?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "Well, that depends on who you ask."
 
*'''SpongeBob (Confused)''':"Why?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you." 
 
*(Monster growling)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Are you getting hun-gry?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "Yeah! How'd you know?"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some ''scary monster coming to eat us.''" (SpongeBob and Patrick laughing)
 
*'''Patrick''': "That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though..."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "It couldn't?
 
*'''Patrick''': (Poking stomach) "Nope! I had its vocal cords removed before the trip."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Well, I could've sworn that I heard-" (Monster growling)
 
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "No, that time it was ''my'' stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. (Picks berry, "Mmm!" puts in mouth) Patrick I found some berries we can- (SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple) ''not'' eat!"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Patrick eating Kelp Kake) "Thanks for the warning."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick, where did you get (Pulls out needle, pops self) the Kelp Kake?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "From the vending machine!" (Camera pans to vending machine)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Oh..." 
 
*(Monster growling)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Was it your stomach that time too?"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Nope.... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" (SpongeBob and Patrick start running away)
 
*(Small creature appears and makes loud growling noises)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "It's getting closer! (SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall off cliff) Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do??"
 
*'''Patrick''': "Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary!" 
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "I'm too young to be digested!" (Jumps onto Patrick, crying)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Wait SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "You do?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Rodger!"
 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of cliff)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Okay, now what?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!" 
 
*(Both screaming)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Well I hope that monsters carrying some syrup!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Yeah because if he eats us he's having pancakes for lunch!"
 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath while looking over the plant's edge.)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick, we did it!'
 
*'''Patrick''': "We're not gonna be eaten!"
 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick cheering "We're not gonna be eaten!)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Hey SpongeBob?"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Yeah Patrick?"
 
*'''Patrick: '''"All this not being eaten is making me hungry."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Oh, don't worry. Once we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!"
 
*'''Both''': "Alright!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Now put 'em there, Patrick!"
 
*'''Patrick''': "Put 'em there!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Because your hands feel kind of-" (Screaming)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use. (Monster appears behind Patrick)
 
*(SpongeBob panicking)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Oh come on Spongebob, don't leave me hanging here! ...Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Wait a second. (Takes picture) Okay now." (Both screaming and running) 
 
*(SpongeBob and Patrick fall, Patrick grabs onto SpongeBobs legs)
 
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time..."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- (Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating) Our best possible course of action!"


*'''Patrick''': (Sweating) "Well, I'd probably be enjoying the view if I still had any blood flowing through my arms, OW!."
*'''Patrick''': (Sweating) "Well, I'd probably be enjoying the view if I still had any blood flowing through my arms, OW!."

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  • Patrick: (Sweating) "Well, I'd probably be enjoying the view if I still had any blood flowing through my arms, OW!."
  • (Vine starts to break)
  • SpongeBob: "Don't worry Patrick, you're patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! (Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine) Grab it Patrick!"
  • Patrick: "Got it! Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SPONGEBOB!!!" 
  • SpongeBob: (Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine) "Oh I got it!"
  • (SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock) 
  • Monster: (Looks around, shrugs and flies away)
  • SpongeBob: "Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?"
  • Patrick: "Yeah, looks like everything worked out just... vine..." (Patrick laughing)
  • (Ringing noise)
  • SpongeBob: "Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?"
  • Patrick: It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!" 
  • SpongeBob: "This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)
  • (Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall)
  • Patrick: "Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?"
  • (Camera pans to gift shop)
  • SpongeBob: (Walks up to gift shop) "What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?"
  • Patrick: "Uh... selling gifts?"
  • (SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop)
  • SpongeBob: (Looking around) "Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! (Taking multiple pictures) You gonna buy something?"
  • Patrick: "No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs."
  • SpongeBob: "Well you can never have to many- (Gasps) Oh no! I just realized what this place is!"
  • Patrick: "You have?"
  • SpongeBob: "Patrick, we have walked straight into a (whispering) tourist trap..."
  • Patrick: "A TRAP!"
  • SpongeBob: "Shhh..."
  • Patrick: (Whispering) "...A trap..."  
  • SpongeBob: (Sweating) "Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets..."
  • (SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop)
  • SpongeBob: "Patrick wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there which would work great as a mantepiece."
  • Patrick: "SpongeBob NO!!!"
  • (Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags")
  • Patrick: "SpongeBob!!"
  • SpongeBob" "Patrick that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh this vacation is a disaster!"
  • Patrick: "SpongeBob I-"
  • (SpongeBob bursts into tears) 
  • Patrick: "I don't think this vacation has been a disaster."
  • SpongeBob: "...You don't?"
  • Patrick: (Picks up brochure, opens) "No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef."
  • SpongeBob: "Patrick you're right! We went down a sewage pipe..."
  • Patrick: "Like a slide."
  • SpongeBob: "Bounced off a huge anemone..."
  • Patrick: "Like a trampoline."
  • SpongeBob: "Hid in a nest!"
  • Patrick: "Like a fort!"
  • SpongeBob: "And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!"
  • Patrick: (Closes brochure) "All except for one thing."
  • SpongeBob: "Whats that?"
  • Patrick: "A way out of here."
  • SpongeBob: "My poor parents must be worried sick."
  • Patrick: "I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! And then we'll be well-rested on the way home."
  • SpongeBob: (Walking away, Leaving his bags.) "I suggest we start walking."
  • Patrick: "I was afraid he was gonna suggest that."
  • (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices)
  • Patrick: "SpongeBob, maybe we should take a break from the singing for a while."
  • SpongeBob: "Good idea Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop." 
  • (SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle)
  • Harold: "Oh hey son, we're ready to go."
  • (SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forrest)
  • Patrick: "Wow SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing."
  • SpongeBob: "Well thanks Patrick, glad you think so."
  • Patrick: "Apparently I'm not the only one who does."
  • SpongeBob: "What do you mean? Who else could- (Camera zooms out to reveal the monster) Oh no not again. 
  • (The monster drops to the floor)
  • Patrick: "The whistle seems to have soothed it."
  • SpongeBob: "I think it's offering us a ride!"
  • (fruit fly points to its back)
  • (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster)

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  • Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. (Continues throughout song)
  • When I'm above the road
  • All I see is sky
  • When I'm above the road
  • On a giant fruit fly
  • When I'm above the road 
  • (Both) He used to fill us with dread...
  • When I'm above the road
  • I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed
  • Let's all sing the above the road song
  • I wanna sing it all day long 
  • Let's all sing the above the road song (Clap Clap!)
  • Let's all sing alonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
  • Duh...

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  • (Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground)
  • SpongeBob: "Patrick I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by."
  • Patrick: Me too. 
  • (Margaret and Harold pull up in car)
  • Margaret: "SpongeBob? Oh there you are!"

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