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{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true!" ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true! ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Larry lifting weights]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Larry lifting weights]''}}
{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
{{L|Harold| Egad!}}
{{L|Harold| Egad!}}
 
{{L|''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''}}
*''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|♪Road. Road. Road. Road.♪ ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road.♪}}
{{L|Patrick| Road. Road. Road. Road.}}
{{L|Patrick|♪I got a bug in my eye.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Continues for rest of song)'' When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road.♪}}
{{L|Patrick| I got a bug in my eye.}}
{{L|Margaret|♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob| When I'm on the road.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road.♪}}
{{L|Margaret| Looks like clear skies ahead.}}
{{L|Harold|♪Please stop touching my head.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob| When I'm on the road.}}
{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song.♪}}
{{L|Harold| Please stop touching my head.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I want to sing it all day long.♪}}
 
{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song. Let's all sing along!♪}}
{{L|All| Let's all sing the road song.}}
{{L|''[Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I want to sing it all day long.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... anybody know any other good road tunes?}}
{{L|All| Let's all sing the road song. Let's all sing along!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|How much farther to the nearest service station?}}
*''(Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.)''  
{{L|Harold|Probably pretty far son.}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Proabably pretty far."]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Um... anybody know any other good road tunes?}}
 
*''(Cut to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| How much farther to the nearest service station?}}
{{L|Harold| Probably pretty far son.}}
 
*''(Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Proabably pretty far.")''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Oh, you're right!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Oh, you're right!}}
 
{{L|''[Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station.]''}}
*''(Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station.)''
{{L|Harold|So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
 
{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
{{L|Harold| So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
{{L|Service Station Worker| ''(Pointing to objects in car)'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
{{L|Margaret| And what does all that mean?}}
{{L|Margaret| And what does all that mean?}}
{{L|Service Station Worker| Well little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
{{L|Service Station Worker| Well little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.]''}}
*''(Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.)''
{{L|Harold|Uh-huh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
 
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well now that depends... how much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing]''}}
{{L|Harold| Uh-huh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Laughing]'' How much time ya- ''[All stare at Patrick]'' Not funny.}}
{{L|Service Station Worker| Well now that depends... how much time ya got? ''(Service Station Worker starts laughing)''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob takes a picture.]''}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Laughing)'' How much time ya- ''(All stare at Patrick)'' Not funny.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Points to outhouse.]'' Come on!}}
 
{{L|''[Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.]''}}
*''(SpongeBob takes a picture.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Man, am I bored.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I am... be...yord.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''(Points to outhouse.)'' Come on!}}
{{L|Margaret|''[Looking out window]'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}}
*''(Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.)''
{{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a grey-ground.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Man, am I bored.}}
{{L|''Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.''}}
{{L|Patrick| I am beyond bored. I am... be...yord.}}
{{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
{{L|Margaret| ''(Looking out window)'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Turns to Margaret]'' Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
 
{{L|Margaret|Have fun!}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground)''
{{L|Patrick|Well this is a nasty turn of events.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick| Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Crosses arms]'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Mm-mmm. This looks more like a grey-ground.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You did? How?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, reaches into pocket]'' Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! ''[Sprays remaining cheese fizz into mouth before running out.]'' Darn! It's almost empty!}}
*''(Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking towards see-saw]'' Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. ''[Jumps onto see-saw while laughing.]'' This is fun! Hey Patrick, you- ''[SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Spraying Cheese Fizz into mouth]'' Huh? ''[Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into.]'' SpongeBob, were you talking to me? ''[SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud]'' I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from this direction. SpongeBob, where are you?!}}
{{L|Margaret| Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Turns to Margaret)'' Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! ''[Looking around]'' Huh. ''[Puts hands on hips]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Pokes Patrick]'' Patrick, I'm right here.}}
{{L|Margaret| Have fun!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Looks at SpongeBob]'' Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?}}
{{L|Patrick| Well this is a nasty turn of events.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I was on this see-saw-}}
{{L|SpongeBob| You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Yelling]'' Slide! ''[Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.]''}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Crosses arms)'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, do you need help?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| You did? How?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Walks up to SpongeBob with side still stuck]'' Huh? With the slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. ''[Patrick stands motionless for a second.]'' I hate you slide! ''[Pull slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand.]'' Oh, sorry SpongeBob. ''[Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him]''}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, reaches into pocket)'' Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! ''(Sprays remaining cheese fizz into mouth before running out.)'' Darn! It's almost empty!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Wobbles back up]'' Hey look, a swingset! ''[Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up]'' Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. ''[SpongeBob swings on swingset.]'' Weee. Hey, this is almost like being at The Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Walking towards see-saw)'' Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. ''(Jumps onto see-saw while laughing.)'' This is fun! Hey Patrick, you- ''(SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.)''}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[Patrick sits motionless on swing.]'' It's not working.}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Spraying Cheese Fizz into mouth)'' Huh? ''(Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into.)'' SpongeBob were you talking to me? ''(SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud)'' I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from this direction. SpongeBob where are you?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Swinging]'' Go back and forth like this. ''[Patrick starts swinging]'' There you go! Now you're getting into the... swing of things! ''[Laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Starts laughing]'' Hey, watch me go!}}
*''(SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob)''
{{L|''[Patrick breaks the swingset and flies off, screaming]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Hey Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Rolls into fence, breaking it and starts falling down a slide]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! ''(Looking around)'' Huh. ''(Puts hands on hips)''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! I'm coming!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Pokes Patrick)'' Patrick I'm right here.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle]''}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Looks at SpongeBob)'' Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Well, I was on this see-saw-}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Muffled]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Yelling)'' SLIDE! ''(Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.)''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick, do you need help?}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not okay.}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Walks up to SpongeBob with side still stuck)'' Huh? With the slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. ''(Patrick stands motionless for a second.)'' I hate you slide! ''(Pull slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand.)'' Oh, sorry SpongeBob. ''(Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him)''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Wobbles back up)'' Hey look, a swingset! ''(Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up)'' Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. ''(SpongeBob swings on swingset.)'' Weee. Hey, this is almost like being at The Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again!}}
{{L|Patrick| Okay. ''(Patrick sits motionless on swing.)'' It's not working.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick, wait for me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Swinging)'' Go back and forth like this. ''(Patrick starts swinging)'' There you go! Now you're getting into the... SWING of things! ''(Laughing)''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide, falls back down]''}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Starts laughing)'' Hey, watch me go!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Something tells me that is a one-way drain.}}
*''(Patrick breaks the swingset and flies off, screaming)''
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Groaning]'' How long have we been walking here, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Well, that depends on who you ask.}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Rolls into fence, breaking it and starts falling down a slide)''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick! I'm coming!}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you getting hungry?}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle)''
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! How'd you know?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though.}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Muffled)'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It couldn't?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick! Are you okay?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I coud've sworn that I heard-}}
{{L|Patrick| No, I'm not okay.}}
{{L|''(Monster growling)''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| You're not?}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
{{L|Patrick| No, I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry and puts it in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple]'' not eat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Yeah Patrick wait for me.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick eating]'' Thanks for the warning.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, where did you get ''[Pulls out needle, pops self]'' the kelp cake?}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide, falls back down)''
{{L|Patrick|From the vending machine! ''[Camera pans to vending machine]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Something tells me that is a one-way drain.}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Was it your stomach that time too?}}
*''(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope. ...Run for your life!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Groaning)'' How long have we been walking here, Patrick?}}
{{L|''[Small creature appears, growls]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Well, that depends on who you ask.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's getting closer! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall of cliff]'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Why?}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary.}}  
{{L|Patrick| Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm too young to be digested! ''[Jumps onto Patrick, crying]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Wait, SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
*''(Monster growling)''
{{L|SpongeBob|You do?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Are you getting hungry?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Roger!}}
{{L|Patrick| Yeah! How'd you know?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of cliff]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, now what?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick laughing)''
{{L|''[Both screaming]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Well, I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!}}
{{L|Patrick| That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| It couldn't?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we did it!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten!}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Poking stomach)'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}{{L|SpongeBob| Well, I coud've sworn that I heard-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hooray for not being eaten!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hooray! ''[Laughing]''}}
*''(Monster growling)''
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|All this not being eaten is making me hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''(Picks berry and puts it in mouth)'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''(SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple)'' not eat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry. When we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Patrick eating)'' Thanks for the warning.}}
{{L|Patrick|Alright!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick, where did you get ''(Pulls out needle, pops self)'' the kelp cake?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright! Now put 'er there, Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick| From the vending machine! ''(Camera pans to vending machine)''}}
{{L|Patrick|Put 'er there!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Oh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of- ''[Screaming]''}}
 
{{L|''[Monster appears behind Patrick]''}}
*''(Monster growling)''
{{L|Patrick|Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob panicking]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Was it your stomach that time too?}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Nope. ...Run for your life!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob panicking]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick run)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second. ''[Takes picture]'' Okay now. ''[Both screaming and running]''}}
*''(Small creature appears, growls)''
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall, SpongeBob grabs onto a vine while Patrick grabs onto SpongeBob's legs]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| It's getting closer! ''(SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall of cliff)'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''[Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating]'' Our best possible course of action!}}
{{L|Patrick| Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary.}}  
{{L|Patrick| ''[Sweating]'' Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I'm too young to be digested! ''(Jumps onto Patrick, crying)''}}
{{L|''[Vine starts to break]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Wait SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! ''[Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine]'' Grab it, Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| You do?}}
{{L|Patrick|Grabbing! ''[SpongeBob gets sleepy]'' Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Patrick| I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine]'' Oh, I got it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Roger!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock]''}}
 
{{L|''[Monster looks around, shrugs and flies away]''}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of cliff)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine... ''[Patrick laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Okay, now what?}}
{{L|''[Ringing noise]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!}}
*''(Both screaming)''
{{L|SpongeBob|This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)''}}
 
{{L|''[Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Well I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!}}
{{L|Patrick|Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| "Yeah cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch!}}
{{L|''[Camera pans to gift shop]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks up to gift shop]'' What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath)''
{{L|Patrick|Uh... selling gifts?}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick, we did it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Looking around]'' Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! ''[Taking multiple pictures]'' You gonna buy something?}}
{{L|Patrick| We're not gonna be eaten!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Hooray for not being eaten!}}
{{L|Patrick| Hooray! (Laughing)}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick| We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten!}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Hey SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Yeah Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick| All this not being eaten is making me hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Oh, don't worry. When we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!}}
{{L|Patrick| Alright!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Alright! Now put 'er there, Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick| Put 'er there!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of- ''(Screaming)''}}
 
*''(Monster appears behind Patrick)''
 
{{L|Patrick| Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use.}}
 
*''(SpongeBob panicking)''
 
{{L|Patrick| Oh come on SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here!}}
 
*''(SpongeBob panicking)''
 
{{L|Patrick| Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Wait a second. ''(Takes picture)'' Okay now. ''(Both screaming and running)''}}
 
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick fall, Patrick grabs onto SpongeBob's legs)''
 
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''(Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating)'' Our best possible course of action!}}
 
{{L|Patrick| ''(Sweating)'' Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. OW!}}
 
*''(Vine starts to break)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Don't worry Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! ''(Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine)'' Grab it Patrick!}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Grabbing! ''(SpongeBob gets sleepy)'' Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine)'' Oh I got it!}}
 
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock)''
 
*''(Monster looks around, shrugs and flies away)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine... ''(Patrick laughing)''}}
 
*''(Ringing noise)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?}}
 
{{L|Patrick| It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)''}}
 
*''(Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall)''
 
{{L|Patrick| Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?}}
 
*''(Camera pans to gift shop)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Walks up to gift shop)'' What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Uh... selling gifts?}}
 
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Looking around)'' Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! ''(Taking multiple pictures)'' You gonna buy something?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you could never have to many- ''[Gasps]'' Oh no! I just realized what this place is!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Oh you could never have to many- ''(Gasps)'' Oh no! I just realized what this place is!}}
{{L|Patrick|You have?}}
{{L|Patrick| You have?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have walked straight into a ''[whispering]'' tourist trap.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick, we have walked straight into a (whispering) tourist trap.}}
{{L|Patrick|A trap!}}
{{L|Patrick| A TRAP!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Shhh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Shhh...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Whispering]'' A trap!}} 
{{L|Patrick| ''(Whispering)'' A trap!}} 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Sweating]'' Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Sweating)'' Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantlepiece.}}
*''(SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop)''
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, no!}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantlepiece.}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob no!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob I-}}
*(Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags)
{{L|''[SpongeBob bursts into tears]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.}}
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You don't?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh this vacation is a disaster!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Picks up brochure, opens]'' No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...}}
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob I-}}
{{L|Patrick|Like a slide.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Bounced off a huge anemone...}}
*''(SpongeBob bursts into tears)'' 
{{L|Patrick|Like a trampoline.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hid in a nest!}}
{{L|Patrick| I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.}}
{{L|Patrick|Like a fort!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| You don't?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!}}
{{L|Patrick| ''(Picks up brochure, opens)'' No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Closes brochure]'' All except for one thing.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Patrick you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that?}}
{{L|Patrick| Like a slide.}}
{{L|Patrick|A way out of here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Bounced off a huge anemone...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My poor parents must be worried sick.}}
{{L|Patrick| Like a trampoline.}}
{{L|Patrick|I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Hid in a nest!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away, Leaving his bags.]'' I suggest we start walking.}}
{{L|Patrick| Like a fort!}}
{{L|Patrick|I was afraid he was gonna suggest that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices]''}}<!-- Change with what SpongeBob and Patrick said -->
{{L|Patrick| ''(Closes brochure)'' All except for one thing.}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| What's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good idea, Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.}}
{{L|Patrick| A way out of here.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle. SpongeBob and Patrick passes Harold and Margaret without noticing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| My poor parents must be worried sick.}}
{{L|Harold|Oh hey son, we're ready to go.}}
{{L|Patrick| I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forest]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| ''(Walking away, Leaving his bags.)'' I suggest we start walking.}}
{{L|Patrick|Wow, SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.}}
{{L|Patrick| I was afraid he was gonna suggest that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Apparently I'm not the only one who does.}}
*''(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices)''
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean? Who else could- ''[Camera zooms out to reveal the monster]'' Oh no, not again.}}
 
{{L|''[The monster drops to the floor]''}}
{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.}}
{{L|Patrick|The whistle seems to have soothed it.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I think it's offering us a ride!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Good idea Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.}}
{{L|''[fruit fly points to its back]''}}
 
{{L|''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster]''}}
*''(SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle)''
{{L|Patrick|♪Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road.♪ ''[Continues throughout song]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road. All I see is sky. When I'm above the road. On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road.♪}}
{{L|Harold| Oh hey son, we're ready to go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|♪He used to fill us with dread.♪ ''[Scream]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road. I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed. Let's all sing the above the road song. I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the above the road song.♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪Let's all sing along!♪}}
*''(SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forrest)''
{{L|Patrick|Duh.}}
 
{{L|''[Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground]''}}
{{L|Patrick| Wow SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again. Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Well thanks Patrick, glad you think so.}}
{{L|Patrick|Me too.}}
{{L|Patrick| Apparently I'm not the only one who does.}}
{{L|''[Margaret and Harold pull up in the car]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| What do you mean? Who else could- ''(Camera zooms out to reveal the monster)'' Oh no not again.}}
{{L|Margaret|SpongeBob? Oh, there you are!}}
 
{{L|Harold|Okay boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
*''(The monster drops to the floor)''
{{L|Margaret|Boys?}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping]''}}
{{L|Patrick| The whistle seems to have soothed it.}}
{{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I think it's offering us a ride!}}
{{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}
 
*''(fruit fly points to its back)''
 
*''(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster)''
 
{{L|Patrick| Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. ''(Continues throughout song)''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| When I'm above the road. All I see is sky. When I'm above the road. On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick| He used to fill us with dread. ''(Scream)''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| When I'm above the road. I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed. Let's all sing the above the road song. I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the above the road song. ''(Clap Clap!)'' Let's all sing alonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Duh.}}
 
*''(Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob| Thanks again. Patrick I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.}}
 
{{L|Patrick| Me too.}}
 
*''(Margaret and Harold pull up in the car)''
 
{{L|Margaret| SpongeBob? Oh there you are!}}
{{L|Harold| Okay boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
{{L|Margaret| Boys?}}
 
*''(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping)''
 
{{L|Margaret| Do something, Harold!}}
{{L|Harold| He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}

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