A Tinkle in Time/transcript: Difference between revisions
>FireMatch m Protected "A Tinkle in Time/transcript" ([Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite)) |
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{{L|''[Tinkle is jumping to reach the toilet paper roll in a cabinet. He hits the bottom of it and the roll falls down. He grabs it and rushes out the door. The cabinet falls to the ground and breaks.]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is jumping to reach the toilet paper roll in a cabinet. He hits the bottom of it and the roll falls down. He grabs it and rushes out the door. The cabinet falls to the ground and breaks.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|''[fixing his lawnmower]'' Somethin's jammin' up my wheels.}} | {{L|GrandPat|''[fixing his lawnmower]'' Somethin's jammin' up my wheels.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him and barks]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him and barks.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|Tinkle, can't you see I'm busy? ''[throws toilet paper]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|Tinkle, can't you see I'm busy? ''[throws toilet paper]''}} | ||
{{L|''[GrandPat pulls out a small child from his lawnmower]''}} | {{L|''[GrandPat pulls out a small child from his lawnmower]''}} | ||
{{L|Child|Hi, mister! ''[waves]''}} | {{L|Child|Hi, mister! ''[waves]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|Next time, look both ways before you cross the playground! ''[throws him backward]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|Next time, look both ways before you cross the playground! ''[throws him backward]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle goes into the living room and tries to get Cecil to play with him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle goes into the living room and tries to get Cecil to play with him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[pets Tinkle]'' Mm, sorry, not now Tinkle ol' buddy. ''[starts tattooing Bunny, who is sitting on pillows next to him]'' I'm putting the finishing touches on Bunny's latest tattoo! ''[Bunny turns around]''}} | {{L|Cecil|''[pets Tinkle]'' Mm, sorry, not now, Tinkle ol' buddy. ''[starts tattooing Bunny, who is sitting on pillows next to him]'' I'm putting the finishing touches on Bunny's latest tattoo! ''[Bunny turns around]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera zooms in on Bunny's skin, showing the tattoo to be a vacuum cleaner. Skip and Leilani walk up it.]''}} | {{L|''[The camera zooms in on Bunny's skin, showing the tattoo to be a vacuum cleaner. Skip and Leilani walk up it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Skip|Uh, hiya neighbor!}} | {{L|Skip|Uh, hiya neighbor!}} | ||
{{L|''[The vacuum cleaner sucks up Skip and Leilani then burps]''}} | {{L|''[The vacuum cleaner sucks up Skip and Leilani, then burps.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle whimpers and carries the toilet paper away. He goes into Patrick's room, where Patrick is swinging on a trapeze.]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle whimpers and carries the toilet paper away. He goes into Patrick's room, where Patrick is swinging on a trapeze.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And now, folks, get ready for circ-de-Patricke!}} | {{L|Patrick|And now, folks, get ready for circ-de-Patricke!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle barks at him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle barks at him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[swings toward him]'' I can't play with you now, Tinkle. ''[swings away]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[swings toward him]'' I can't play with you now, Tinkle. ''[swings away]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle growls and spits a wet toilet paper roll at Patrick, then comes up to him and whimpers]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle growls and spits a wet toilet paper roll at Patrick, then comes up to him and whimpers]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Tinkle, I'll play later, I promise. But now you gotta scram. ''[he throws the toilet paper roll and Tinkle chases after it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Tinkle, I'll play later, I promise. But now you gotta scram. ''[he throws the toilet paper roll and Tinkle chases after it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ugh, now where was I?}} | {{L|Patrick|Ugh, now where was I?}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Another trapeze artists swings to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Alley- ''[falls through the floor]''}} | {{L|Fred|Alley- ''[falls through the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The door of the time closest opens and Tinkle jumps in.}} | {{L|''[The door of the time closest opens and Tinkle jumps in.}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle...}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle...}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle happily jumps in]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle happily jumps in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle, little star...}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle, little star...}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle exits the time closet, and is now aboard a spaceship]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle exits the time closet, and is now aboard a spaceship]''}} | ||
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{{L|Pat-Tron|Presundheit, el cafetan!}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Presundheit, el cafetan!}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|What the..? Wait a second Pat-Tron, ''[points at Tinkle]'' This might be an actual antique toilet!}} | {{L|Quasar|What the..? Wait a second Pat-Tron, ''[points at Tinkle]'' This might be an actual antique toilet!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle happily barks]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle happily barks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|No one's used one of these in millennia! This could be one of the last remaining toilets! ''[Tinkle licks him]'' Worth a million space bucks!}} | {{L|Quasar|No one's used one of these in millennia! This could be one of the last remaining toilets! ''[Tinkle licks him]'' Worth a million space bucks!}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Cool your warp drive, captain. It's obviously just a fancy hat.}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Cool your warp drive, captain. It's obviously just a fancy hat.}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|Well, only one way to find out. Set hyperdrive to... the antique show!}} | {{L|Quasar|Well, only one way to find out. Set hyperdrive to... the antique show!}} | ||
{{L|''[The trio are now at an antique show, and an alien woman is inspecting Tinkle]''}} | {{L|''[The trio are now at an antique show, and an alien woman is inspecting Tinkle.]''}} | ||
{{L|Alien Upturn|Extraordinary! This is the most authentically ancient, most perfectly preserved...}} | {{L|Alien Upturn|Extraordinary! This is the most authentically ancient, most perfectly preserved...}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|Toilet?}} | {{L|Quasar|Toilet?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Tinkle swallows Alien Upturn's hair and whimpers. Another time portal opens nearby]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle swallows Alien Upturn's hair and whimpers. Another time portal opens nearby]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Tinkle! ''[Tinkle jumps off the stool]'' Tinkle! ''[Tinkle enters the portal]''}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Tinkle! ''[Tinkle jumps off the stool]'' Tinkle! ''[Tinkle enters the portal]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Pat the Hapless is roaming a dungeon, and sees a floating scroll]''}} | {{L|''[Pat the Hapless is roaming a dungeon, and sees a floating scroll.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Oh, finally! The scroll of enchantment! ''[jumps toward it and begins crawling up the rock formation the scroll floats over]'' Leedle... leedle... leede-leede-leede-leede-leede-leedle. ''Leedle.'' ''[grabs the scroll and rolls it up]'' Too easy. ''[jumps down]'' Like defeating an infant in combat. ''[he steps on a rock with triggers several darts to shoot at him]'' Poison darts? Heh! Pat the Hapless ''eats'' poison darts! ''[suddenly becomes woozy]'' for... breakfast. ''[he falls down on the ground, with several bells and stars orbiting his head]'' Heh heh heh. ''[rings one of the bells]'' Funny bell go tinkle tinkle.}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Oh, finally! The scroll of enchantment! ''[jumps toward it and begins crawling up the rock formation the scroll floats over]'' Leedle... leedle... leede-leede-leede-leede-leede-leedle. ''Leedle.'' ''[grabs the scroll and rolls it up]'' Too easy. ''[jumps down]'' Like defeating an infant in combat. ''[he steps on a rock with triggers several darts to shoot at him]'' Poison darts? Heh! Pat the Hapless ''eats'' poison darts! ''[suddenly becomes woozy]'' for... breakfast. ''[he falls down on the ground, with several bells and stars orbiting his head]'' Heh heh heh. ''[rings one of the bells]'' Funny bell go tinkle tinkle.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle jumps out of the time portal]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle jumps out of the time portal]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Tinkle bounces on a throne of headless body]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle bounces on a throne of headless body]''}} | ||
{{L|Headless body|Ow!}} | {{L|Headless body|Ow!}} | ||
{{L|''[A servant brings Tinkle | {{L|''[A servant brings Tinkle food, but Tinkle hears yet another voice call to him from inside the time closet]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Beast! Taste this mutton! Beast? ''Beast?'' ''[lifts the pile of bodies Tinkle was once sitting on]'' Where is my trusted beast? ''[The bodies point to Tinkle who is in front of the time closet. Tinkle waves goodbye to Pat the Hapless and jumps in.]''}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Beast! Taste this mutton! Beast? ''Beast?'' ''[lifts the pile of bodies Tinkle was once sitting on]'' Where is my trusted beast? ''[The bodies point to Tinkle who is in front of the time closet. Tinkle waves goodbye to Pat the Hapless and jumps in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|''[eyes water]'' B-B-B-Beast?}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|''[eyes water]'' B-B-B-Beast?}} | ||
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{{L|Tinkle|''[barks inquisitively]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[barks inquisitively]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|What is this place? Why, it's the far, far, ''far'' future. ''[displays a hologram from his plunger hand]'' The year T0113T, where toilet beings reign supreme. ''[shows a painting of a toilet person]''}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|What is this place? Why, it's the far, far, ''far'' future. ''[displays a hologram from his plunger hand]'' The year T0113T, where toilet beings reign supreme. ''[shows a painting of a toilet person]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle is awed]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is awed.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|You see Tinkle, ''[displays a hologram of a man walking wearing a toilet as a hat]'' many eons ago, during the space age, we were seen as nothing more than a fashion accessory. But, thanks to the process of cerebral osmosis, we grew more and more intelligent over the millennia. ''[pulls on a cord, opening a window to the outside world which shows an advanced toilet society]'' My porcelain brothers and sisters then set about a lush, latrine, utopia. ''[shows a toilet couple walking a small starfish pet]''}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|You see Tinkle, ''[displays a hologram of a man walking wearing a toilet as a hat]'' many eons ago, during the space age, we were seen as nothing more than a fashion accessory. But, thanks to the process of cerebral osmosis, we grew more and more intelligent over the millennia. ''[pulls on a cord, opening a window to the outside world which shows an advanced toilet society]'' My porcelain brothers and sisters then set about a lush, latrine, utopia. ''[shows a toilet couple walking a small starfish pet]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle looks down at the society, thrilled]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle looks down at the society, thrilled]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tinkle|''[barks]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[barks]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|Yes, yes. I too wish that you could stay here forever. But, in order to ensure that this glorious future becomes a reality, you must return to your own time.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|Yes, yes. I too wish that you could stay here forever. But, in order to ensure that this glorious future becomes a reality, you must return to your own time.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle growls disapprovingly]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle growls disapprovingly.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|''[pushes Tinkle]'' Let's take you home.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|''[pushes Tinkle]'' Let's take you home.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle still refuses to go]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle still refuses to go.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|''[ | {{L|Mega Toilet|''[sighs and generates a holographic toilet paper roll. He whistles and swings it around]'' Get the roll, boy! Get the roll! Ha ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle barks and Mega Toilet throws the holographic toilet paper roll into the time closet. Tinkle follows after it and the portal closes behind him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle barks and Mega Toilet throws the holographic toilet paper roll into the time closet. Tinkle follows after it and the portal closes behind him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|Farewell, Great Great Great Grandpotty.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|Farewell, Great Great Great Grandpotty.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is swinging on a trapeze, failing to catch the other trapeze artists]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is swinging on a trapeze, failing to catch the other trapeze artists]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidina|Shh! Patrick, look!}} | {{L|Squidina|Shh! Patrick, look!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle is sleeping in front of the time closet with the holographic toilet paper roll in his mouth]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is sleeping in front of the time closet with the holographic toilet paper roll in his mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hehe, ''[pats Tinkle]'' Tinkle's such a | {{L|Patrick|Hehe, ''[pats Tinkle]'' Tinkle's such a lazy loo.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Yeah, you'd think Tinkle traveled through time and space that way he's sleeping!}} | {{L|Squidina|Yeah, you'd think Tinkle traveled through time and space that way he's sleeping!}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera irises out on Tinkle sleeping, and the holographic toilet paper roll glitches away]''}} | {{L|''[The camera irises out on Tinkle sleeping, and the holographic toilet paper roll glitches away]''}} | ||
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