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{{L|''[ | {{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[you]'' are the captain, and I, a mere cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[you]'' are the captain, and I, a mere cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the pay phone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | {{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the pay phone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've...I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}} | {{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've...I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward lying on the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward lying on the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And I can see it now...your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}} | {{L|Squidward|And I can see it now...your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}} |
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