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{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''you'' are the captain, and I, am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}}
{{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
{{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
{{L|Francis|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny and jumps on it. Later, in Mr. Krabs office with Squidward and SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Francis|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
{|L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, in Mr. Krabs office with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}}

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