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{{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables]''}} | {{L|Patrick Star|Wah, Wah, Wah Wah!''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ok, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Ok, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like...the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wah, Wah, Wah Wah!So, this is what it feels like...the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background is a canyon. Squidward dances with birds. Then the lights go dark and music is techno as Squidward dances weird]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background is a canyon. Squidward dances with birds. Then the lights go dark and music is techno as Squidward dances weird]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|What the?!}} | {{L|Fish|What the?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | {{L|SquidwardWah, Wah, Wah Wah!|''[Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar]''}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny. ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | {{L|Fred|It's worth every penny. ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}}. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]'' Wah, Wah, Wah Wah!}}. | ||
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