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{{L|Mr Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | {{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one is going to watch you engorge yourself. ''[grabs Squidward's legs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No one is going to watch you engorge yourself. ''[grabs Squidward's legs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|So you really want to be in the show?}} | {{L|Squidward|So you really want to be in the show?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[He, Patrick, and SpongeBob's parents get tossed up and down. Mr. Krabs appear happy.]'' That's what I call talent! ''[Krusty Krab floor is destroyed]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Thank you!}} | {{L|Pearl|Thank you!}} | ||
{{L|Fred|My leg! Ugh!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg! Ugh!}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Thank you, thank you! ''[Squidward closes curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water.]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Thank you, thank you! ''[Squidward closes curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Screams in shock]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Screams in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, listen, what do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, listen, what do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, poetry. ''[walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain]'' By Gary. ''[curtain opens. Gary is on a stool]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, poetry. ''[walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain]'' By Gary. ''[curtain opens. Gary is on a stool]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer. Runs toward the door but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | {{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer. Runs toward the door, but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazeek! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | {{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazeek! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes]''}} | {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, can I go on now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]''}} | {{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd | {{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Harold and Margaret SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of money]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward! What a great show!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward! What a great show!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
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