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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Closer shot of Mr. Krabs holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. Piece of paper flies through the open door of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[Closer shot of Mr. Krabs holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. Piece of paper flies through the open door of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, '''what will?!''' ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, '''what will?!''' ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L|Francis|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}} | {{L|Francis|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}} | {{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call | {{L|SpongeBob|Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! ''[runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! ''[later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! ''[later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, what time am I going on?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, what time am I going on?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | {{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one is going to watch you engorge yourself. ''[grabs Squidward's legs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No one is going to watch you engorge yourself. ''[grabs Squidward's legs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' | {{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[He, Patrick, and SpongeBob's parents get tossed up and down. Mr. Krabs appear happy.]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[He, Patrick, and SpongeBob's parents get tossed up and down. Mr. Krabs appear happy.]'' That's what I call talent! ''[Krusty Krab floor is destroyed]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Thank you!}} | {{L|Pearl|Thank you!}} | ||
{{L|Fred|My leg! Ugh!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg! Ugh!}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|He has such a way with words.}} | {{L|Sandy|He has such a way with words.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if | {{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an overspeeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruining me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an overspeeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruining me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|What the?!}} | {{L|Fish|What the?!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes]''}} | {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, can I go on now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]'' | {{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]'' We want more! We want more! We want more! We want—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Harold and Margaret SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Harold and Margaret SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward! What a great show!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward! What a great show!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
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