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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, '''what will?!''' ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, '''what will?!''' ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 4|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[now the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[now the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 95|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Mr. SquarePants' hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Mr. SquarePants' hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the | {{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazing! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | {{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazing! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental F4|What the?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to dance weirdly. Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to dance weirdly. Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | ||
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