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{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | {{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You may win this time. | {{L|Plankton|You may win this time. Shia Kazing! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruining me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental F4|What the?!}} | {{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to dance weirdly. Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to dance weirdly. Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|I'm losing money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny. ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | {{L|Fred|It's worth every penny. ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes]''}} | {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in anger]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | ||
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