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{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, you are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | {{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture, not dancing bubbles.}} | {{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture, not dancing bubbles.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[bubble | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[bubble transition to the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 95|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | {{L|Incidental 95|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold SquarePants' hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold SquarePants' hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's | {{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-da! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-da!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself.}} | {{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs] | {{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | {{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[with awe]'' Oh, he has such a way with words.}} | {{L|Sandy|''[with awe]'' Oh, he has such a way with words.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not gonna have time for the best act... | {{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not gonna have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental F4| | {{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin’ money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin’ money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|It's worth | {{L|Fred|It's worth every penny. ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even | {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}} | {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | ||
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