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{{L|SpongeBob|The show! When am I goin’ on the show? I have a great act!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The show! When am I goin’ on the show? I have a great act!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both dance]''}} | {{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both dance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ta- | {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture | {{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[bubble transition to the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[bubble transition to the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 95|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | {{L|Incidental 95|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | {{L|Squidward|Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta- | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself.}} | {{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throws the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | {{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throws the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Krabs stops Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You may win this time | {{L|Plankton|You may win this time! Shi-ya Ka-zing! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off to the Chum Bucket and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right! ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}} | {{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin’ money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin’ money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny | {{L|Fred|It's worth every penny! ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}} | {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that | {{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that! Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]'' We want more! We want more! We want more! We want—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Harold and Margaret SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Harold and Margaret SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward, what a great show!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | ||
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