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{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
{{L|Incidental 4|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
{{L|Incidental 4|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[His eyes and the background turn into money.]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to the last talent act of the night. A bunch of spotlights gleam around the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to the last talent act of the night. A bunch of spotlights gleam around the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance]''}}
{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of boos.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of boos.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin’ money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}}
{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny! ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo loudly.]''}}
{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny! ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo loudly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}}
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}}
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}}
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}}
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{{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}}
{{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}}
{{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}}
{{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin’ another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin’ another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}}
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