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{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Incidental 4] you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Incidental 4] you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | {{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that | {{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that! ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | ||
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