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 {{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[walks away]''}}
 {{L|''[Meanwhile, the audience applauds as the curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!!!']''}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[holding a magic wand]'' I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throws the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. He runs toward the door, but Krabs stops him at the exit.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[holding a magic wand]'' I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throws the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.}}
+{{L|''[Plankton jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. He runs toward the door, but Krabs stops him at the exit.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. ''[grabs the patty]'' Your act's over, bub.}}
-{{L|Plankton|You may win this time! Shi-ya Ka-zing! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred.]'' Well, this stinks. ''[He walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You may win this time! Shi-ya Ka-zing!}}
+{{L|''[Plankton claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}}
+{{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}}
 {{L|''[The scene changes to the last talent act of the night. A bunch of spotlights gleam around the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}}
+{{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
 {{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of boos.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}}
-{{L|Fred|It's worth every penny! ''[everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo loudly]''}}
+{{L|Fred|''[takes out a dollar to Mr. Krabs]'' It's worth every penny! ''[pays Mr. Krabs and grabs a tomato]''}}
+{{L|''[Everyone in the audience runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo loudly.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}}
 {{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crowd continues to boo and chant "No talent!" as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}}
 {{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that! Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]'' We want more! We want more! We want more! We want—}}
-{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage in frustration and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage in frustration and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}}
 {{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. The crowd cheers again. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's arm does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping to the crowd cheering. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}}
 {{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin’ another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin’ another wheelbarrow for next week's show!}}
+{{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}}
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