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{{L|''[Plankton claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angerly runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}}
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}}
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}}
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{{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
{{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of boos.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}}
{{L|Fred|''[takes out a dollar to Mr. Krabs]'' It's worth every penny! ''[pays Mr. Krabs and grabs a tomato]''}}
{{L|Fred|''[takes out a dollar to Mr. Krabs]'' It's worth every penny! ''[pays Mr. Krabs and grabs a tomato]''}}
{{L|''[Everyone in the audience runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo loudly.]''}}
{{L|''[Everyone in the audience runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand. The crowd continues to boo both angerly and loudly.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}}
{{L|Squidward|You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent!}}
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger]''}}
{{L|Crowd|No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! ''[curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and extreme fury]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crowd continues to boo and chant "No talent!" as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crowd continues to boo and chant "No talent!" as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}}

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