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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up, people. Listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|Pearl|Thank you, ''[chuckles]'' thank you!}}
{{L|Pearl|Thank you, ''[chuckles]'' thank you!}}
{{L|''[Squidward closes the curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water. Squidward screams in shock.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward closes the curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water. Squidward screams in shock.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, listen. What do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, listen. What do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, poetry... ''[walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain]'' by Gary. ''[The curtain opens. Gary is on a stool]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And now, poetry... ''[walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain]'' by Gary. ''[The curtain opens. Gary is on a stool]''}}
{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}}

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