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-{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers. SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, while SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}}
-{{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his encouraging smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers.. ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Incidental 4] you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Incidental 4] you'' are the captain, and ''I'' am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! ''[takes out the notepad, ready to write the order]'' May I take your order?}}
 {{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 4|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 4|''[takes the change]'' Thanks. ''[chuckles nervously and leaves one penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sits down and starts talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down]'' down this month. ''[his eyes stick out on each side of the chart]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you, lubbers have any ideas?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ahem. ''[continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinkin’ more along the lines of ''live'' entertainment.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs takes out the picture of him and Pearl and looks at it]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! ''[runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, what time am I goin’ on?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I goin’ on?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Going on what?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|The show! When am I goin’ on the show? I have a great act!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I goin’ on the show? I have a great act!}}
-{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that! ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that! ''[hippo bubble pops, SpongeBob looks upset]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ''[with an English accent]'' e-vah!}}
 {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}}
-{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 95|''[talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}}
+{{L|Incidental 95|''[in the background, speaking in front of the camera]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold SquarePants' hand]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up, people. Listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up, people. Listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around him, including Pearl, Plankton and Gary]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and comes back with a tub full of water with 'Mister Absorbency' written in uppercase on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
-{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob, who gets upset again.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}}
 {{L|Squidward|So you really wanna be in the show?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' You get to mop up afterwards. Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sobbing]'' So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[The show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets emotional]'' So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[The show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[clears throat]'' Uh, good evening and...and welcome to the first annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[a rimshot plays and Patrick laughs]'' Uh, thank you, heh. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[another rimshot plays and Patrick laughs again]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Nepoti- ''[laughing]''}}