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{{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinkin' more along the lines of ''live'' entertainment.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I goin' on?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Going on what?}} | {{L|Squidward|Going on what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I | {{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I goin' on the show? I have a great act!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angrily runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angrily runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin' me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | {{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin' another wheelbarrow for next week's show!}} | ||
{{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}} | {{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}} | ||
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