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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[thinking]'' Risking their lives for our amusement? ''[has a thought bubble of SpongeBob getting crashed by four guys then dying. Still talking in thoughts]'' I could finally be rid of SpongeBob! ''[spoken]'' Forever! Ha ha! And I mean that in the worst possible way! ''[laughs evilly].''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[thinking]'' Risking their lives for our amusement? ''[has a thought bubble of SpongeBob getting crashed by four guys then dying. Still talking in thoughts]'' I could finally be rid of SpongeBob! ''[spoken]'' Forever! Ha ha! And I mean that in the worst possible way! ''[laughs evilly].''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I just thought of a way that you could earn extra credit | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[stops laughing; turning her wheelchair to look at him]'' I... just thought of a way that you could earn extra credit.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hooray!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[evil look]'' Yes, hooray indeed | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[to herself, evil look]'' Yes, hooray indeed...}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Demolition Derby].''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Demolition Derby].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[laughing and comes out of the office with SpongeBob and a fish]'' So what do you say Captain Lutefisk? Will you enter him in the derby? For old times sake?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[laughing and comes out of the office with SpongeBob and a fish]'' So what do you say Captain Lutefisk? Will you enter him in the derby? For old times sake?}} | ||
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{{L|Captain Lutefisk|Whoa-oa-oa! That kid's a natural! ''[SpongeBob returns and stops "driving"]'' But he's going to need a scarier identity. Derby's all about image! ''[snaps and takes off his shoe then his sock and uses a pair of scissors and starts cutting up the sock and puts it on SpongeBob's head].''}} | {{L|Captain Lutefisk|Whoa-oa-oa! That kid's a natural! ''[SpongeBob returns and stops "driving"]'' But he's going to need a scarier identity. Derby's all about image! ''[snaps and takes off his shoe then his sock and uses a pair of scissors and starts cutting up the sock and puts it on SpongeBob's head].''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look out, extra credit! Here I come!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look out, extra credit! Here I come!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Heh heh, yes! "Extra credit!" ''[laughs evilly].''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[to herself]'' Heh heh, yes! "Extra credit!" ''[laughs evilly].''}} | ||
{{L|[Bubble transition to a crowd cheering in a stadium].''}} | {{L|[Bubble transition to a crowd cheering in a stadium].''}} | ||
{{L|Captain Lutefisk|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Demolition Derby! Allow me to introduce our contestants! ''[the camera switches to a giant, muscular purple in a shark-like boat]'' First off, fegin of crossing guards everywhere: The Kruncher! ''[crowd cheers for The Kruncher]'' And from the darkest depths of the brivin' blue: Divin' Bell Dale! ''[Divin' Bell Dale pounds his chest]'' And of course, you know and admire: Blow Torch! ''[Blow Torch breathes out fire]'' And the funniest driver of all: The Cackling Cruiser! ''[The Cackling Crusier laughs]'' Now with introductions out of the way...''[notices SpongeBob drive up between the Kruncher and Blow Torch]''...Oh! I almost forgot! ''[laughs]'' The Squish!}} | {{L|Captain Lutefisk|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Demolition Derby! Allow me to introduce our contestants! ''[the camera switches to a giant, muscular purple in a shark-like boat]'' First off, fegin of crossing guards everywhere: The Kruncher! ''[crowd cheers for The Kruncher]'' And from the darkest depths of the brivin' blue: Divin' Bell Dale! ''[Divin' Bell Dale pounds his chest]'' And of course, you know and admire: Blow Torch! ''[Blow Torch breathes out fire]'' And the funniest driver of all: The Cackling Cruiser! ''[The Cackling Crusier laughs]'' Now with introductions out of the way...''[notices SpongeBob drive up between the Kruncher and Blow Torch]''...Oh! I almost forgot! ''[laughs]'' The Squish!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The Kruncher, Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and The Cackling Cruiser all drive off. Then The Kruncher then readies to crash into SpongeBob].''}} | {{L|''[The Kruncher, Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and The Cackling Cruiser all drive off. Then The Kruncher then readies to crash into SpongeBob].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't look! Wait, yes I can!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't look! Wait, yes I can!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[notices the Kruncher driving at him] ''Ah! ''[The Kruncher ends of driving into SpongeBob's mouth which causes him to stop in mid air].''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[notices the Kruncher driving at him]'' Ah! ''[The Kruncher ends of driving into SpongeBob's mouth, stretching him out; which causes him to stop in mid air].''}} | ||
{{L|The Kruncher|What the hey? ''[gets sent crashing into the wall by SpongeBob] | {{L|The Kruncher|What the hey? ''[gets sent crashing into the wall by SpongeBob; everyone cheers except for Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|What? This is not going well...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[shocked]'' What? This is not going well...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[notices Divin' Bell Dale driving toward him]'' Oh, dear. I think I'm in that fellow's way. ''[turns the key as Dale gets closer]'' Engage turn signals.''[turns on turn signals as Dale gets even closer]'' Adjust mirrors.''[adjusts mirrors as Dale is even closer now] ''Hands at ten and two, and finally floor it | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[notices Divin' Bell Dale driving toward him]'' Oh, dear. I think I'm in that fellow's way. ''[turns the key as Dale gets closer]'' Engage turn signals.''[turns on turn signals as Dale gets even closer]'' Adjust mirrors.''[adjusts mirrors as Dale is even closer now] ''Hands at ten and two, and finally... floor it! ''[laughs and the back wheels on his boat spin fast causing dirt to fly at Dale's helmet which blinds him].''}} | ||
{{L|The Kruncher|''[drives out of hole in the wall] ''Oh, what happened?'' [notices Dale swerving around and he eventually crashes into him].''}} | {{L|The Kruncher|''[drives out of hole in the wall] ''Oh, what happened?'' [notices Dale swerving around and he eventually crashes into him].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|What is wrong with you guys?! Squash the Squish! ''[notices Blow Torch ramming SpongeBob into the air]'' Yes!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[angry]'' What is wrong with you guys?! Squash the Squish!! ''[notices Blow Torch ramming SpongeBob into the air]'' Yes!}} | ||
{{L|Blow Torch|''[laughs and snorts].''}} | {{L|Blow Torch|''[laughs and snorts].''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob flies out and back into the water and one of his back wheels land on Blow Torch's face. SpongeBob then pushes the gas pedal causing him to literally run off Blow Torch's face].''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob flies out and back into the water and one of his back wheels land on Blow Torch's face. SpongeBob then pushes the gas pedal causing him to literally run off Blow Torch's face].''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[notices all of the drivers surround him]'' Mrs. Puff! What should I...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[notices all of the drivers surround him]'' Mrs. Puff! What should I...}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why... are you still... alive?!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why... are you still... alive?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Put | {{L|SpongeBob|"Put it in drive"? Thanks, Mrs. Puff, you're the best! ''[tries to put it in drive the The Cackling Cruiser crashes into him from behind, but he bounces off the wall and back into the Cruiser causing him to crash into the wall and his wheels fall off. SpongeBob goes flying over The Kruncher who then crashes into The Cackling Cruiser. SpongeBob then avoids Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and some unknown driver which they all end up driving into a fish on a boat. All of the wreckage start flying by Mrs. Puff and the crowd which they look in awe].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Curse you, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Curse you, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[still driving]'' What's that, Mrs. Puff? ''[about the drive into Blow Torch].''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[still driving]'' What's that, Mrs. Puff? ''[about the drive into Blow Torch].''}} | ||
{{L|Blow Torch|''[laughs]'' I got you this time! ''[SpongeBob ends up driving up the front on his boat and then Blow Torch crashes. SpongeBob goes flying back in the other direction].''}} | {{L|Blow Torch|''[laughs]'' I got you this time! ''[SpongeBob ends up driving up the front on his boat and then Blow Torch crashes. SpongeBob goes flying back in the other direction].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|This is it! Ha ha! Yes! Huh?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|This is it! Ha ha! Yes! ...Huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob ends up on top of the wreckage still intact. The crowd then cheers for him].''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob ends up on top of the wreckage still intact. The crowd then cheers for him].''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|If you want someone demolished, I guess you have to demolish them yourself! ''[pushes down Fred and appears in a giant monster boat wearing a helmet and jump suit]'' Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'm... The Huff! ''[drives toward SpongeBob then at the crowd which she starts to drive away from the derby. She then notices the crowd on her windshield]'' You're blocking my view! ''[turns on the windshield wipers and knocks the people off her windshield. Then she continues to pursue SpongeBob laughing evilly as they drive back to her boating school. They start driving around the course, SpongeBob avoiding her as she destroys all the obstacles]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|If you want someone demolished, I guess you have to demolish them yourself! ''[pushes down Fred and appears in a giant monster boat wearing a helmet and jump suit]'' Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'm... The Huff! ''[drives toward SpongeBob then at the crowd which she starts to drive away from the derby. She then notices the crowd on her windshield]'' You're blocking my view! ''[turns on the windshield wipers and knocks the people off her windshield. Then she continues to pursue SpongeBob laughing evilly as they drive back to her boating school. They start driving around the course, SpongeBob avoiding her as she destroys all the obstacles]''}} | ||
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