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{{L|''[The episode begins with Bikini Bottom news.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with Bikini Bottom news.]''}} | ||
{{L|Johnny Elaine|This is a Bikini Bottom News special report. ''[the screen shows Perch Perkins at the Bikini Bottom power plant with the police]'' Perch?}} | {{L|Johnny Elaine|This is a Bikini Bottom News special report. ''[the screen shows Perch Perkins at the Bikini Bottom power plant with the police]'' Perch?}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Perch Perkins here at the Bikini Bottom power plant, where the evil | {{L|Perch Perkins|Perch Perkins here at the Bikini Bottom power plant, where the evil supervillain known as the Dirty Bubble has finally been cornered by police!}} | ||
{{L|''[The Dirty Bubble is at the very top of the power plant, holding the police chief hostage.]''}} | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble is at the very top of the power plant, holding the police chief hostage.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Stand back, coppers, and cease your attack, or I'll make your police chief my late night snack! ''[laughs and holds the chief in the air with his tongue]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Stand back, coppers, and cease your attack, or I'll make your police chief my late night snack! ''[laughs and holds the chief in the air with his tongue]''}} | ||
{{L|Police chief|Do what he says! ''[groans as the Dirty Bubble squeezes him tighter]''}} | {{L|Police chief|Do what he says! ''[groans as the Dirty Bubble squeezes him tighter]''}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Will the grime of this evil soap globe wash over our fair city? Or will the law force him to clean up his act?}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|''[appears from the left]'' Will the grime of this evil soap globe wash over our fair city? Or will the law force him to clean up his act?}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|''[releases the police chief and grabs Perch]'' Or will he choose door number three, and devour a newsman live on TV? ''[laughs as he goes to eat Perch]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|''[releases the police chief and grabs Perch]'' Or will he choose door number three, and devour a newsman live on TV? ''[laughs as he goes to eat Perch]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Just then, three officers seize the Dirty Bubble with giant bubble wands.]''}} | {{L|''[Just then, three officers seize the Dirty Bubble with giant bubble wands.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Warden|Remember, Bubble, keep it clean, or you'll get mean. ''[gives the Clean Bubble a handshake]''}} | {{L|Warden|Remember, Bubble, keep it clean, or you'll get mean. ''[gives the Clean Bubble a handshake]''}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Thank you, warden. I promise I won't let you down! ''[puts on his hat]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Thank you, warden. I promise I won't let you down! ''[puts on his hat]''}} | ||
{{L|Warden|''[holds out a paper with KK on it]'' Here's the address of your new job. ''[gives the paper to the Clean Bubble and blows him away with a fan]''}} | {{L|Warden|''[holds out a paper with KK on it]'' Here's the address of your new job. ''[gives the paper to the Clean Bubble and blows him away with a fan]''}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|I'll make you proud, warden. Stay clean or you'll get mean. A new life. No more dirt, and no more wrong turns. ''[crashes into the Krusty Krab sign]'' The Krusty Krab. Hm, this must be the place! ''[enters the restaurant and gives a friendly handshake to Mr. Krabs]'' Oh, I can't thank you enough for this job, Mr. Krabs. What would you like me to do? ''[slams his face into the glass doors]'' Greet people at the door? Serve the food?}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|I'll make you proud, warden. Stay clean or you'll get mean. A new life. No more dirt, and no more wrong turns. ''[crashes into the Krusty Krab sign]'' The Krusty Krab. Hm, this must be the place! ''[enters the restaurant and gives a friendly handshake to Mr. Krabs]'' Oh, I can't thank you enough for this job, Mr. Krabs. What would you like me to do? ''[slams his face into the glass doors]'' Greet people at the door? Serve the food?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no. I've got a special job that need someone with your special talents. You're on dirty dish detail.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no. I've got a special job that need someone with your special talents. You're on dirty dish detail.}} | ||
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* '''Clean Bubble:''' Ah? | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Ah? | ||
* ''[SpongeBob removes all the frozen Krabby Patties from himself and places them onto the grill]'' | * ''[SpongeBob removes all the frozen Krabby Patties from himself and places them onto the grill]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. ''[shivers]'' Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in, ' | * '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. ''[shivers]'' Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in, 'cause I've got a cold front. ''[laughs]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[laughs with SpongeBob]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[laughs with SpongeBob]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob. | * '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob. | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Hi SpongeBob, I'm uh... DB, uh... DB. | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh... DB, uh... DB. | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB. ''[gasps]'' We'll be daily pallies! | * '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB. ''[gasps]'' We'll be daily pallies! | ||
* ''[Squidward rings the desk bell multiple times]'' | * ''[Squidward rings the desk bell multiple times]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Whoops. ''[grabs spatula from his hat]'' Back to work! ''[flips patties while singing to self]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' Whoops. ''[grabs spatula from his hat]'' Back to work! ''[flips patties while singing to self]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[shudders]'' Keep it clean or you'll get mean. ''[cleaning a dirty dish]'' Keep it clean or you'll get mean! | * '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[shudders]'' Keep it clean, or you'll get mean. ''[cleaning a dirty dish]'' Keep it clean, or you'll get mean! | ||
* ''[Dish is sparkling clean. Clean Bubble gasps.]'' | * ''[Dish is sparkling clean. Clean Bubble gasps.]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Huh. Hey, I did it! I got dirty and I didn't turn evil! Oh, I must be cured! | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Huh. Hey, I did it! I got dirty and I didn't turn evil! Oh, I must be cured! | ||
* ''[Clean Bubble continuously cleans the dirty dishes with his body, while beginning to turn evil.]'' | * ''[Clean Bubble continuously cleans the dirty dishes with his body, while beginning to turn evil.]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Wiping up filth, wiping clean every crack! ''[transforms to the Dirty Bubble]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Wiping up filth, wiping clean every crack! ''[transforms to the Dirty Bubble]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' I'm the Dirty Bubble, and baby I'm back! ''[evil laugh]'' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' I'm the Dirty Bubble, and, baby, I'm back! ''[evil laugh]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble? ''[Whistles while flipping a patty. Suddenly turns back surprised. Screams.]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble? ''[Whistles while flipping a patty. Suddenly turns back surprised. Screams.]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evilly laughs]'' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evilly laughs]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB | * '''SpongeBob:''' Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB? What did you do to him, you super filthy supervillain? | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evilly laughs at SpongeBob's face]'' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evilly laughs at SpongeBob's face]'' | ||
* ''[Dirty Bubble gets closer to SpongeBob. SpongeBob threatens to spray at him with the sink hose]'' | * ''[Dirty Bubble gets closer to SpongeBob. SpongeBob threatens to spray at him with the sink hose]'' | ||
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* '''SpongeBob:''' DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it? | * '''SpongeBob:''' DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it? | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Yes, SpongeBob, it's me. I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean. | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Yes, SpongeBob, it's me. I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean. | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, a supervillain intervention! I'll help you, DB | * '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, a supervillain intervention! I'll help you, DB. I'll make sure you stay squeaky clean and dirt-free! ''[offers a handshake]'' | ||
* ''[Clean Bubble happily offers a handshake]'' | * ''[Clean Bubble happily offers a handshake]'' | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[comes from the right with an electric fan, blowing away the Clean Bubble and SpongeBob]'' Attention Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for ya! | * '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[comes from the right with an electric fan, blowing away the Clean Bubble and SpongeBob]'' Attention, Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for ya! | ||
* ''[Transitions to Mr. Krabs and the Clean Bubble at the bathroom]'' | * ''[Transitions to Mr. Krabs and the Clean Bubble at the bathroom]'' | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French. | * '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French. | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Hmm? Ooh-la-la! ''[smiles]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Hmm? Ooh-la-la! ''[smiles]'' | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[kicks open a filthy toilet]'' | * '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[kicks open a filthy toilet]'' Eau de Toilette! | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[gasps]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[gasps]'' Oh, sacre pee-yew! ''[frowns in worried disgust]'' | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[pointing at him]'' Make it sparkle! ''[pulls up pants, and walks off]'' | * '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[pointing at him]'' Make it sparkle! ''[pulls up pants, and walks off, humming]'' | ||
* ''[SpongeBob peeks out from the bathroom]'' | * ''[SpongeBob peeks out from the bathroom]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, he's gone. Don't worry about those toilets, DB. ''[grabs a toilet scrubber from his hat]'' I will clean them | * '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, he's gone. Don't worry about those toilets, DB. ''[grabs a toilet scrubber from his hat]'' I will clean them for you. Taupe sweet, mon ami. ''[laughs]'' | ||
* ''[Clean Bubble enthusiastically flushes the closest toilet. His eyes hallucinate.]'' | * ''[Clean Bubble enthusiastically flushes the closest toilet. His eyes hallucinate.]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! ''[goes into the toilet]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! ''[goes into the toilet]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Zut alors! ''[checks toilet]'' DB? ''[Peeks into toilet, and gasps as the Dirty Bubble gradually comes out. Runs off from toilet cubicle]'' Incoming! | * '''SpongeBob:''' Zut alors! ''[checks toilet]'' DB? ''[Peeks into toilet, and gasps as the Dirty Bubble gradually comes out. Runs off from toilet cubicle]'' Incoming! | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[Evil laughs. Repeatedly sings " | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[Evil laughs. Repeatedly sings "Alouette" into each toilet, and shoves customers down the toilet.]'' | ||
* '''Fred:''' ''[Screams while running away]'' | * '''Fred:''' ''[Screams while running away]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' Pow! Hold onto your certy, here comes the dirty! | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' Pow! Hold onto your certy, here comes the dirty! | ||
* ''[SpongeBob hoses down the Dirty Bubble with absorbed sink water. The Clean Bubble is transformed back.]'' | * ''[SpongeBob hoses down the Dirty Bubble with absorbed sink water. The Clean Bubble is transformed back.]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Thanks for keeping me clean, SpongeBob! ''[laughs]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry DB | * '''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, DB. We just needed to wash away that stinkin' thinkin'! | ||
* ''[Transitions to a reveal a comic book named "Dirty Bubble Returns!"]'' | * ''[Transitions to a reveal a comic book named "Dirty Bubble Returns!"]'' | ||
* '''Elaine:''' For weeks, SpongeBob worked with DB to stay clean and good! | * '''Elaine:''' For weeks, SpongeBob worked with DB to stay clean and good! | ||
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* ''[Transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is sleeping at the cash register area, while SpongeBob mops the floor. The Clean Bubble comes in to serve a tray of three Krabby Patties and two drinks, while whistling.]'' | * ''[Transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is sleeping at the cash register area, while SpongeBob mops the floor. The Clean Bubble comes in to serve a tray of three Krabby Patties and two drinks, while whistling.]'' | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[serves the tray to the family of customers]'' Enjoy those patties! ''[laughs]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' ''[serves the tray to the family of customers]'' Enjoy those patties! ''[laughs]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Well, DB, | * '''SpongeBob:''' Well, DB, looks like you're cured. You haven't been dirty in weeks! | ||
* '''Clean Bubble:''' Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again! ''[laughs]'' | * '''Clean Bubble:''' Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again! ''[laughs]'' | ||
* '''Patrick:''' Speaking of dirty... ''[Picks his belly button to reveal bellybutton gunk. Patrick stares at it menacingly, and flicks it off.]'' Ew. | * '''Patrick:''' Speaking of dirty... ''[Picks his belly button to reveal bellybutton gunk. Patrick stares at it menacingly, and flicks it off.]'' Ew. | ||
* ''[Bellybutton gunk lands on the Clean Bubble. The gunk spreads around him. The gunk finally cracks open to reveal the Dirty Bubble]'' | * ''[Bellybutton gunk lands on the Clean Bubble. The gunk spreads around him. The gunk finally cracks open to reveal the Dirty Bubble]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[laughs evilly]'' You want me clean, but I ain't willing! I've gotta be '' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[laughs evilly]'' You want me clean, but I ain't willing! I've gotta be ''me'', by being a villain! ''[Evilly laughs. Looks left and right, then moves out to the left]'' | ||
* '''Patrick:''' ''[sheds a tear]'' Aww... That's nice. He found his rainbow! | * '''Patrick:''' ''[sheds a tear]'' Aww... That's nice. He found his rainbow! | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''[surprised face]'' Uh oh. ''[nervous face]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''[surprised face]'' Uh-oh. ''[nervous face]'' | ||
* ''[At a news report of Dirty Bubble]'' | * ''[At a news report of Dirty Bubble]'' | ||
* '''Elaine:''' The Dirty Bubble has been seen everywhere, defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds! | * '''Elaine:''' The Dirty Bubble has been seen everywhere, defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds! | ||
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* '''Girl and boy:''' Clean? ''[looks at each other and cries]'' | * '''Girl and boy:''' Clean? ''[looks at each other and cries]'' | ||
* ''[At the cabin of an abandoned ship named "The Buccaneer," surrounded by a number of landmines]'' | * ''[At the cabin of an abandoned ship named "The Buccaneer," surrounded by a number of landmines]'' | ||
* '''Pirate:''' So I said to the scalawag, | * '''Pirate:''' So I said to the scalawag, "Listen here, you–" ''[The Dirty Bubble cleans him, transforming him into a chubby sailor.]'' | ||
* '''Chubby sailor:''' It's time to have tea and cakes! | * '''Chubby sailor:''' It's time to have tea and cakes! | ||
* '''Sailor #1:''' Get him! ''[everyone punches the chubby sailor]'' | * '''Sailor #1:''' Get him! ''[everyone punches the chubby sailor]'' | ||
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* '''Old teacher:''' ''[muffled]'' Rumpy rumpkins. ''[rubs face and mumbles]'' | * '''Old teacher:''' ''[muffled]'' Rumpy rumpkins. ''[rubs face and mumbles]'' | ||
* '''Perch Perkins:''' Breaking news, the Dirty Bubble just wiped all the teacher's dirty looks right off their faces! Who will be next? | * '''Perch Perkins:''' Breaking news, the Dirty Bubble just wiped all the teacher's dirty looks right off their faces! Who will be next? | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[comes up to Perch Perkins and rubs off his face]'' No more pimples, no more bumps, no more news guy's | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[comes up to Perch Perkins and rubs off his face]'' No more pimples, no more bumps, no more news guy's dirty looks! ''[evil laugh, kisses Perkin's face to reveal an inverted face]'' | ||
* '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello– Urrgh, that got in my mouth! | * '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello– Urrgh, that got in my mouth! | ||
* ''[Dirty Bubble kicks out Perkins]'' | * ''[Dirty Bubble kicks out Perkins]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evil laughs, but gets hosed]'' Oh! | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[evil laughs, but gets hosed]'' Oh! | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry old chum, but from now on, you're gonna have to stay clean for good! | * '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, old chum, but from now on, you're gonna have to stay clean for good! | ||
* ''[The Dirty Bubble's grime is shown not to be wiped out]'' | * ''[The Dirty Bubble's grime is shown not to be wiped out]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' Be gone, hygiene. I'm too big to stay clean! ''[follows toward the hose while eating the water, then sucks up the entire hose and fire hydrant]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''[panicking sounds]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''[panicking sounds]'' | ||
* ''[The Dirty Bubble spits out five miniature versions of the Dirty Bubble]'' | * ''[The Dirty Bubble spits out five miniature versions of the Dirty Bubble]'' | ||
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* '''SpongeBob:''' ''[continually banging against the walls of the Dirty Bubble]'' Help, help, call the cops, call Mr. Krabs, call my mommy! | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''[continually banging against the walls of the Dirty Bubble]'' Help, help, call the cops, call Mr. Krabs, call my mommy! | ||
* ''[Dirty Bubble looks to his right, and goes to Goo Lagoon. He rips through the sign. Shows a few kids playing in Goo Lagoon, while two unaware fish lay back on separate towels underneath an umbrella.]'' | * ''[Dirty Bubble looks to his right, and goes to Goo Lagoon. He rips through the sign. Shows a few kids playing in Goo Lagoon, while two unaware fish lay back on separate towels underneath an umbrella.]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' I think for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! ''[laughs evilly]'' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! ''[laughs evilly]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' | * '''SpongeBob:''' Not Goo Lagoon! | ||
* ''[Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon]'' | * ''[Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''[grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''[grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words]'' Thank you, my beloved pet Gary, thank you, my big pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! ''[Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.]'' Uh, what? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. ''[proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' Wait, what? Ow, just stop spinning! You're stealing my grunge! ''[slowly shrinks]'' Stop | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! ''[slowly shrinks, stammering]'' Stop that rhyme! ''[screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob]'' | ||
* ''[SpongeBob falls into Goo Lagoon's seabed. Burps out an shrunken version of the Dirty Bubble.]'' | * ''[SpongeBob falls into Goo Lagoon's seabed. Burps out an shrunken version of the Dirty Bubble.]'' | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[high pitched]'' I may be a squirt but I'm still full of dirt! ''[evil laughs]'' | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' ''[high pitched]'' I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt! ''[evil laughs]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Aww, little mini DB is so cute! | * '''SpongeBob:''' Aww, little mini DB is so cute! | ||
* ''[Dirty Bubble spits dirt onto SpongeBob's eyelid. Officer Johnson catches Dirty Bubble and puts him into a jar held by lady officer]'' | * ''[Dirty Bubble spits dirt onto SpongeBob's eyelid. Officer Johnson catches Dirty Bubble and puts him into a jar held by lady officer]'' | ||
* '''Lady officer:''' We got him! | * '''Lady officer:''' We got him! | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Every time I wash dishes, I will think of you. | * '''SpongeBob:''' Every time I wash dishes, I will think of you. | ||
* '''Dirty Bubble:''' Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I | * '''Dirty Bubble:''' Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! ''[complaining noises]'' | ||
* '''Lady officer:''' Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here. | * '''Lady officer:''' Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here. | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''[Pretends to be the Dirty Bubble]'' It was a dirty job, but | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''[Pretends to be the Dirty Bubble]'' It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. ''[evil laugh]'' | ||
* ''[Police officers gasp]'' | * ''[Police officers gasp]'' | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Just kidding! ''[laughs]'' | * '''SpongeBob:''' Just kidding! ''[laughs]'' | ||
* ''[Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]'' | * ''[Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]'' | ||
* '''Police officers:''' ''[angrily]'' | * '''Police officers:''' ''[angrily]'' Gesundheit! | ||
* '''SpongeBob:''' Thank you! ''[looks at lady officer]'' You got some | * '''SpongeBob:''' Thank you! ''[looks at lady officer]'' You got some schmutz under there. ''[Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs.]'' | ||
* ''[Screen transitions to a circular black fadeout.]'' | * ''[Screen transitions to a circular black fadeout.]'' | ||
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- [Pans screen to the right, to reveal what appears to be a walking stack of frozen Krabby Patties coming out of the freezer.]
- Clean Bubble: Ah?
- [SpongeBob removes all the frozen Krabby Patties from himself and places them onto the grill]
- SpongeBob: Yeah. [shivers] Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in, 'cause I've got a cold front. [laughs]
- Clean Bubble: [laughs with SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob.
- Clean Bubble: Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh... DB, uh... DB.
- SpongeBob: Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB. [gasps] We'll be daily pallies!
- [Squidward rings the desk bell multiple times]
- SpongeBob: Whoops. [grabs spatula from his hat] Back to work! [flips patties while singing to self]
- Clean Bubble: [shudders] Keep it clean, or you'll get mean. [cleaning a dirty dish] Keep it clean, or you'll get mean!
- [Dish is sparkling clean. Clean Bubble gasps.]
- Clean Bubble: Huh. Hey, I did it! I got dirty and I didn't turn evil! Oh, I must be cured!
- [Clean Bubble continuously cleans the dirty dishes with his body, while beginning to turn evil.]
- Clean Bubble: Wiping up filth, wiping clean every crack! [transforms to the Dirty Bubble]
- Dirty Bubble: I'm the Dirty Bubble, and, baby, I'm back! [evil laugh]
- SpongeBob: Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble? [Whistles while flipping a patty. Suddenly turns back surprised. Screams.]
- Dirty Bubble: [evilly laughs]
- SpongeBob: Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB? What did you do to him, you super filthy supervillain?
- Dirty Bubble: [evilly laughs at SpongeBob's face]
- [Dirty Bubble gets closer to SpongeBob. SpongeBob threatens to spray at him with the sink hose]
- SpongeBob: What did you do with DB? [Sobs. Looks at the newly transformed Clean Bubble.]
- [Clean Bubble glows and smiles]
- SpongeBob: DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it?
- Clean Bubble: Yes, SpongeBob, it's me. I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean.
- SpongeBob: Wow, a supervillain intervention! I'll help you, DB. I'll make sure you stay squeaky clean and dirt-free! [offers a handshake]
- [Clean Bubble happily offers a handshake]
- Mr. Krabs: [comes from the right with an electric fan, blowing away the Clean Bubble and SpongeBob] Attention, Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for ya!
- [Transitions to Mr. Krabs and the Clean Bubble at the bathroom]
- Mr. Krabs: Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French.
- Clean Bubble: Hmm? Ooh-la-la! [smiles]
- Mr. Krabs: [kicks open a filthy toilet] Eau de Toilette!
- Clean Bubble: [gasps] Oh, sacre pee-yew! [frowns in worried disgust]
- Mr. Krabs: [pointing at him] Make it sparkle! [pulls up pants, and walks off, humming]
- [SpongeBob peeks out from the bathroom]
- SpongeBob: Okay, he's gone. Don't worry about those toilets, DB. [grabs a toilet scrubber from his hat] I will clean them for you. Taupe sweet, mon ami. [laughs]
- [Clean Bubble enthusiastically flushes the closest toilet. His eyes hallucinate.]
- Clean Bubble: Dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! [goes into the toilet]
- SpongeBob: Zut alors! [checks toilet] DB? [Peeks into toilet, and gasps as the Dirty Bubble gradually comes out. Runs off from toilet cubicle] Incoming!
- Dirty Bubble: [Evil laughs. Repeatedly sings "Alouette" into each toilet, and shoves customers down the toilet.]
- Fred: [Screams while running away]
- Dirty Bubble: Pow! Hold onto your certy, here comes the dirty!
- [SpongeBob hoses down the Dirty Bubble with absorbed sink water. The Clean Bubble is transformed back.]
- Clean Bubble: Thanks for keeping me clean, SpongeBob! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, DB. We just needed to wash away that stinkin' thinkin'!
- [Transitions to a reveal a comic book named "Dirty Bubble Returns!"]
- Elaine: For weeks, SpongeBob worked with DB to stay clean and good!
- [Moves from a comic frame with Dirty Bubble stealing Patrick's chocolate-coated strawberry ice-cream to SpongeBob hosing down on the Dirty Bubble into the Clean Bubble with a spray bottle.
- [Dirty Bubble then appears in a comic frame where he has appeared in a laundromat, but SpongeBob grabs him and places him into the dishwasher while Old Man Jenkins still has clean washed clothes.]
- [The Dirty Bubble appears yet again in another comic frame where he spits out a fountain of mud onto a bus "White Suit Society" while the fish of the bus scream and panic. SpongeBob comes in surfing and washes the Dirty Bubble down. The Clean Bubble comes on the surfboard]
- [Transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is sleeping at the cash register area, while SpongeBob mops the floor. The Clean Bubble comes in to serve a tray of three Krabby Patties and two drinks, while whistling.]
- Clean Bubble: [serves the tray to the family of customers] Enjoy those patties! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Well, DB, looks like you're cured. You haven't been dirty in weeks!
- Clean Bubble: Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again! [laughs]
- Patrick: Speaking of dirty... [Picks his belly button to reveal bellybutton gunk. Patrick stares at it menacingly, and flicks it off.] Ew.
- [Bellybutton gunk lands on the Clean Bubble. The gunk spreads around him. The gunk finally cracks open to reveal the Dirty Bubble]
- Dirty Bubble: [laughs evilly] You want me clean, but I ain't willing! I've gotta be me, by being a villain! [Evilly laughs. Looks left and right, then moves out to the left]
- Patrick: [sheds a tear] Aww... That's nice. He found his rainbow!
- SpongeBob: [surprised face] Uh-oh. [nervous face]
- [At a news report of Dirty Bubble]
- Elaine: The Dirty Bubble has been seen everywhere, defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds!
- [Two kids play with mud. The Dirty Bubble sucks up everything in the mud pit including the mud and kids. He spits out the kids clean.]
- Girl and boy: Clean? [looks at each other and cries]
- [At the cabin of an abandoned ship named "The Buccaneer," surrounded by a number of landmines]
- Pirate: So I said to the scalawag, "Listen here, you–" [The Dirty Bubble cleans him, transforming him into a chubby sailor.]
- Chubby sailor: It's time to have tea and cakes!
- Sailor #1: Get him! [everyone punches the chubby sailor]
- [The Dirty Bubble comes towards a poorly maintained building. The family of three run out of the building. He cleans the entire building.]
- Family of three: Yay!
- [Dirty Bubble smashes building from top to bottom and laughs.]
- Family of three: [disappointed] Aww.
- [At the school "Poseidon Elementary"]
- Old teacher: Yes, Billy, 2 plus 2 still equals 4.
- [The Dirty Bubble comes and wipes out the old teacher's face]
- Old teacher: [muffled] Rumpy rumpkins. [rubs face and mumbles]
- Perch Perkins: Breaking news, the Dirty Bubble just wiped all the teacher's dirty looks right off their faces! Who will be next?
- Dirty Bubble: [comes up to Perch Perkins and rubs off his face] No more pimples, no more bumps, no more news guy's dirty looks! [evil laugh, kisses Perkin's face to reveal an inverted face]
- Perch Perkins: Hello– Urrgh, that got in my mouth!
- [Dirty Bubble kicks out Perkins]
- Dirty Bubble: [evil laughs, but gets hosed] Oh!
- SpongeBob: Sorry, old chum, but from now on, you're gonna have to stay clean for good!
- [The Dirty Bubble's grime is shown not to be wiped out]
- Dirty Bubble: Be gone, hygiene. I'm too big to stay clean! [follows toward the hose while eating the water, then sucks up the entire hose and fire hydrant]
- SpongeBob: [panicking sounds]
- [The Dirty Bubble spits out five miniature versions of the Dirty Bubble]
- SpongeBob: [more panicking sounds]
- Dirty Bubble: [Evil laugh]
- [Mini Dirty Bubbles bite SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: [grabs spatula] It's on, now! [pops four of five miniature Dirty Bubbles with his spatula. Stomps on the final miniature Dirty Bubble]
- [Dirty Bubble looks stumped. SpongeBob launches toward the Dirty Bubble, but bounces off. Dirty Bubble chases after SpongeBob.]
- Dirty Bubble: [evil laughs as he chases SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: [continually banging against the walls of the Dirty Bubble] Help, help, call the cops, call Mr. Krabs, call my mommy!
- [Dirty Bubble looks to his right, and goes to Goo Lagoon. He rips through the sign. Shows a few kids playing in Goo Lagoon, while two unaware fish lay back on separate towels underneath an umbrella.]
- Dirty Bubble: I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! [laughs evilly]
- SpongeBob: Not Goo Lagoon!
- [Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon]
- SpongeBob: [grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words] Thank you, my beloved pet Gary, thank you, my big pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! [Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.] Uh, what? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. [proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]
- Dirty Bubble: Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! [slowly shrinks, stammering] Stop that rhyme! [screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob]
- [SpongeBob falls into Goo Lagoon's seabed. Burps out an shrunken version of the Dirty Bubble.]
- Dirty Bubble: [high pitched] I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt! [evil laughs]
- SpongeBob: Aww, little mini DB is so cute!
- [Dirty Bubble spits dirt onto SpongeBob's eyelid. Officer Johnson catches Dirty Bubble and puts him into a jar held by lady officer]
- Lady officer: We got him!
- SpongeBob: Every time I wash dishes, I will think of you.
- Dirty Bubble: Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! [complaining noises]
- Lady officer: Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.
- SpongeBob: [Pretends to be the Dirty Bubble] It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. [evil laugh]
- [Police officers gasp]
- SpongeBob: Just kidding! [laughs]
- [Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]
- Police officers: [angrily] Gesundheit!
- SpongeBob: Thank you! [looks at lady officer] You got some schmutz under there. [Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs.]
- [Screen transitions to a circular black fadeout.]