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{{L|SpongeBob|THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM!...I can't.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM!...I can't.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What do you mean? ''[Drops SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What do you mean? ''[Drops SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll be in | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll be in {{Titlecard|Boating School}} at 8 a.m. tomorrow.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? Just call in sick. Always works for Squidward.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? Just call in sick. Always works for Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And tarnish my reputation of never missing one day of school? I couldn't. Besides, that would be lying. And lying is wrong.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And tarnish my reputation of never missing one day of school? I couldn't. Besides, that would be lying. And lying is wrong.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nothing. Nothing.''[Light bulb pops by his head]'' That's it!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nothing. Nothing.''[Light bulb pops by his head]'' That's it!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What? ''[Burps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What? ''[Burps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I won't go to the bathroom till tomorrow. And when I have to go, I'll really have to...''[changes position like he needs to go to the bathroom]''...GO. ''[Laughs. Bubble transition to | {{L|SpongeBob|I won't go to the bathroom till tomorrow. And when I have to go, I'll really have to...''[changes position like he needs to go to the bathroom]''...GO. ''[Laughs. Bubble transition to {{Titlecard|Boating School}}]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Can anyone tell me what the hand signal is for a left turn? ''[Sees SpongeBob, who is groaning and holding his pee and even curling up his legs]'' Something the matter, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Can anyone tell me what the hand signal is for a left turn? ''[Sees SpongeBob, who is groaning and holding his pee and even curling up his legs]'' Something the matter, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nneee just a little...WOO! WOO! I gotta nnnnn gotta go to the...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nneee just a little...WOO! WOO! I gotta nnnnn gotta go to the...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nnnnn thank you, Mrs. Puff. nnnnn ''[Squirms toward Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nnnnn thank you, Mrs. Puff. nnnnn ''[Squirms toward Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And hurry back. No dilly-dallying.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|And hurry back. No dilly-dallying.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs the key]'' Thanks. Will do. nnnnn ''[Exits | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs the key]'' Thanks. Will do. nnnnn ''[Exits {{Titlecard|Boating School}}. Bubble transition to Near Mint Comic Books]''}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|''[Finishing up signing a book for a young fish]'' There you are, young man.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|''[Finishing up signing a book for a young fish]'' There you are, young man.}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Oh, boy. Signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Now I shall be the envy of the Superhero Fan Club! Ohhh...''[walks away]''}} | {{L|Fish|Oh, boy. Signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Now I shall be the envy of the Superhero Fan Club! Ohhh...''[walks away]''}} | ||
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{{L|Police fish|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. CUFF HIM!}} | {{L|Police fish|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. CUFF HIM!}} | ||
{{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | {{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Gray Fish|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in | {{L|Gray Fish|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in {{Titlecard|Boating School}}. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c...''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]''...CRIMINAL?!? ''[Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the...''[skids to a halt]''...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c...''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]''...CRIMINAL?!? ''[Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the...''[skids to a halt]''...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|Aww...does someone need a hug?}} | {{L|Sadie|Aww...does someone need a hug?}} | ||
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{{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for {{Titlecard|Boating School}}]'' I made it! And a minute before the final bell. I am home free. ''[Tries walking through the door, but ends up running into Mrs. Puff]'' Mrs. Puff. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me. I don't know what happened. Everything just got away from me. ''[Holds up bathroom key]'' I brought back your bathroom key, though.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea what you're going on about, SpongeBob, but I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. ''[Two police officers show up behind her, and cuff her]'' Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. Let this be a lesson to you, SpongeBob...never ditch.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea what you're going on about, SpongeBob, but I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. ''[Two police officers show up behind her, and cuff her]'' Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. Let this be a lesson to you, SpongeBob...never ditch.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Mrs. Puff. I'll never ditch again! I promise.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Mrs. Puff. I'll never ditch again! I promise.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Never di… Again?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "AGAIN"?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Never di… Again?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "AGAIN"?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | ||
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